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This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« on: January 01, 2010, 10:18:36 PM »
Okay, this is one of the many reasons:

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First baby born in Huntsville in 2010 takes middle name from Crimson Tide
January 01, 2010, 7:28PM

HUNTSVILLE, AL -- The University of Alabama's undefeated football season played into the naming of Shellie Wise's third child.

Wise, 22, of Athens, gave birth to 2010's first baby in Huntsville at 6:01 a.m. His name is Cayden Crimson Wise.

"I've always been an Alabama fan," said Wise, who had been scheduled to check into Huntsville Hospital for a Caesarean section on Monday.

"At first I was thinking of Jackson for a middle name, but then I heard someone say the word 'Crimson,' and I just thought, 'You know, I like the way that sounds.' "

And with Alabama on its way to compete for the national championship in less than a week, now seemed like a good time to use the name.

Wise, a home health worker, has a son, Landon, and daughter, Hannah, ages 5 and 4.

When she began experiencing labor pains, the new mom had her grandmother drive her to the hospital shortly before 4 a.m., "and I thought they'd send me back home." Instead, her infant was in her arms two hours later.

Wise said Huntsville Hospital gave her a gift bag and gift basket to commemorate Cayden's place in history.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2010/01/first_baby_born_in_huntsville.html

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I guess little "crimson" is glad that his Mah didn't hear someone say, "Shit".

Notice, no mention of a father in that little story...and she now has three children at the old age of 22.  

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3090 - What kind of a loser would saddle a child with that? Seriously nothing says 'doomed to be a stupid redneck' like being named after a friggin football team.

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bigwillie09 - What a redneck. Maybe the "Crimson" is really named after "Johnnie Walker Red". Their daughter's middle name is probably "Black and Mild".

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Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 11:18:18 PM »
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Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 11:21:09 PM »
Thats the worst photography I have seen in my life. There should be a better pic of the smile.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 11:47:07 PM »
Thats the worst photography I have seen in my life. There should be a better pic of the smile.
Yup, kid's got a face for radio...watch out Fbaum.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 12:17:58 AM »
He is bound to make hundreds off dumbass phone-ins.
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Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 07:59:06 AM »
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WTF ever.

Everyone knows SPUAT fans don't have that many teeth.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 09:32:14 AM »
Maybe one day, he can take classes tailgate at the games with little Saban and Tyde.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 09:09:07 PM »
Maybe one day, he can take classes tailgate at the games at his house with little Saban and Tyde.
atleast that's what "real" fans do....
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: This is why everyone makes fun of SPuat...
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 10:01:46 PM »
Don't you at least have to go one game in your life unlike someone who posts on this board?
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