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Tiger Woods Now Linked To 10 Women Who Are Not His Wife

Posted By FOX 411 On December 7, 2009 @ 9:54 am In Entertainment, News & Gossip | No Comments

(Reuters)

Less than two weeks after Tiger Woods' Thanksgiving weekend car crash outside his home, 10 women have been alleged to have had affairs with the married golf legend.

Woods may be laying low – even skipping out on his own charity golf tournament this weekend – but it has not slowed the downward spiral of his once spotless public image, as bikini models, pancake house waitresses and reality stars come forward to reveal what they say are details of Woods' infidelities.

Click here for all of FoxNews.com's coverage of the Tiger Woods scandal.

On Sunday, the New York Daily News outed who they say is one of Woods' former mistresses, 31-year-old divorced mom Cori Rist. According to the News, the two met at the New York club Butter last year.

Meanwhile, a 26-year-old former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. has hired Florida lawyer Michael O’Quinn for representation. The woman was reportedly bragging about her alleged two-year affair with Woods before and during his marriage to Elin Nordengren. O’Quinn claims his still-unidentified client does not want to be named yet in light of her current “corporate job.”

SLIDESHOW: Some of Tiger's alleged mistresses.

Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious “sex-addicted cougar.”

Meanwhile, the Daily News says that one positive female figure in Woods’ life could be talk-show queen Oprah Winfrey, who reportedly phoned the embattled star to offer him advice, and a chance to share his side of the story on her show.

Woods, 33, has apologized to his family, fans and colleagues for his “transgressions.”

SLIDESHOW: Brom bikini model to billionaire's wife, Elin Nordengren.

RELATED: Nordengren could receive $300G in divorce settlement.

So, just to help you keep score, here is the "other woman" rundown to date.

TIGER’S RUMORED WOMEN:

1.)    Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.)    Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant  and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.)    Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.)    Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.)    Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.)    Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.)    Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to attorney Michael O’Quinn. At the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.)    Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-linked-to-10-women-cori-rist-jamie-jungers/print/
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 12:04:07 PM »
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7.)    Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

Somebody please tell me why he would even consider doing this one?
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 12:10:12 PM »
6.)    Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

Slumming.  Fuck's sake.
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 03:06:42 PM »
Two more alleged mistresses have been fingered by the British press. The Sun reports one is a television broadcaster, and another is a mysterious “sex-addicted cougar.”
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »
Alright, alright damnit!! The pressure is just getting to be too much.

I admit it.  I had an affair with Tiger too.  I'm not proud of myself. I was drunk, it was late and and he was in town for a golf tourna...


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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 10:10:42 AM »
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 11:12:42 AM »
I can see this getting nasty soon.

I mean, this dude went from Tim-Tebow-Pure to Wilt Chamberlain pretty quick.

I could see all this scrutiny (from his family, let alone public) fucking with his head to the point that he snaps.

Remember how affable O.J. was by public perception PRIOR to the trial? Naked Gun, Hertz commercials, all that?
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 01:39:03 PM »
Remember how affable O.J. was by public perception PRIOR to the trial? Naked Gun, Hertz commercials, all that?

Surely you're not equating indiscriminately fucking skanks to nearly decapitating two people....

right?
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 01:40:34 PM »
Surely you're not equating indiscriminately fucking skanks to nearly decapitating two people....
Wait...it's not?!?
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 01:49:30 PM »
So, I think it's safe to say that if Tiger were to eat fried chicken, (I now doubt that he would), that he's a breast and wing kinda guy?
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 05:14:08 PM »
Surely you're not equating indiscriminately fucking skanks to nearly decapitating two people....

right?
No. I'm saying he might snap from all the heat he's taking over it. And THEN possibly decapitate two people.
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 05:24:43 PM »
No. I'm saying he might snap from all the heat he's taking over it. And THEN possibly decapitate two people.

As long as those two people come from the talking-head lineup on Fox, I'm basically OK with this scenario.  Bonus points for taking out Rush since he doesn't meet the aforementioned criterion.
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 07:53:20 PM »
As long as those two people come from the talking-head lineup on Fox, I'm basically OK with this scenario.  Bonus points for taking out Rush since he doesn't meet the aforementioned criterion.

Speaking of...when did legitimate news channels start using TMZ as a viable source? Jeezus.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 07:54:13 PM »
As long as those two people come from the talking-head lineup on Fox, I'm basically OK with this scenario.  Bonus points for taking out Rush since he doesn't meet the aforementioned criterion.
I have envisioned OJ scenarios. I blame it on the sugar plum fairy flashbacks.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 09:07:21 AM »
Pepsi/Gatorade cut him. First of more?
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Re: I can see the new bumper sticker now. Honk if you slept with Tiger Woods.
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 09:16:08 AM »
Maybe Trojan will sponsor him now.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 10:21:04 AM »
Maybe Trojan will sponsor him now.

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