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To All of You Going Down....

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Re: To All of You Going Down....
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2009, 03:41:21 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on October 23, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
He went two years with no pussy from you?  Wow!  Then he asked you to marry him?   :blink:
Why not?  He'd been practicing it for two years.
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Re: To All of You Going Down....
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2009, 03:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Why not?  He'd been practicing it for two years.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To All of You Going Down....
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2009, 04:01:43 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on October 23, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
He went two years with no pussy from you?  Wow!  Then he asked you to marry him?   :blink:

I really hope Wench spent those two years cheating on that bammer with various Auburn men. I mean, let the bammer starve, but a girl's gotta eat.  ;)
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Re: To All of You Going Down....
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2009, 10:06:56 PM »
Y'all gotta remember - I was a freaking goody goody in college. I went to a Baptist womens college, fer pete's sake. So no, he never got to enter the promised land. We did "everything but". He was not worthy of my virginity.

And I will admit that it was hard to dump him because he was a loveable loser. Still, the bammer thing did make it a lot easier. That happened right after the 30-20 beatdown at JHS and he was a total dick before a d after. Kind of sealed his fate. Stupid bammer. 
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Re: To All of You Going Down....
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2009, 10:17:55 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 23, 2009, 04:01:43 PM

I really hope Wench spent those two years cheating on that bammer with various Auburn men. I mean, let the bammer starve, but a girl's gotta eat.  ;)

Ouch...  That is man's greatest fear, a disloyal woman.  But on the flip side, it is a lot of guys' greatest desires to do that to women.  Full circle and all.
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