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Howard is this you?

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Howard is this you?
« on: January 22, 2008, 02:10:00 PM »
Panty thief sentenced for laundry room larceny
Man gets 1.5 months for stealing 1,613 pairs of panties, bras, others

COLFAX, Washington - A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments.

Howard Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

Under an agreement with prosecutors, he pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday in Whitman County Superior Court to 45 days in jail. He may serve 30 days of his term in community service, court officials said.

Flaherty was arrested March 24 after police received a report of a man hanging out in an apartment complex laundry room.

In his bedroom, police said, they found enough women's underwear to fill five garbage bags.

Police had previously received 12 reports of panty thefts in the northeast part of Pullman, where Washington State University is located.
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Re: Howard is this you?
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 02:18:19 PM »
I wonder if the panties were already washed? If not, then this dude is a real pervert.
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Re: Howard is this you?
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 02:39:21 PM »
I bet they found a lot of economy size lotion bottles in his room too.   :taunt:
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Re: Howard is this you?
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 02:56:02 PM »
93 pounds of undergarments? 80 pounds just wasn't enough glutton.
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 05:15:33 PM »
93 pounds of undergarments? 80 pounds just wasn't enough glutton.
I guess it's like anything else...the more you get, the more you want.
Are we sure Mike Price wasn't his accomplice?
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Re: Howard is this you?
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 05:37:06 PM »
93 pounds is almost the wieght of anorexic (sp) woman.  Should have just stolen one of those.
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Re: Howard is this you?
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 05:59:28 PM »
93 pounds is almost the wieght of anorexic (sp) woman.  Should have just stolen one of those.
Your standards are too low if you think 93 is almost heavy enough to be the weight of an anorexic woman.
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