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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 10:11:56 AM »
I can objectify women without regard to their mental state.

As previously noted: they're all fucking crazy.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 10:12:55 AM »


A wise man once told me that little nugget.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2009, 10:15:02 AM »
A wise man once told me that little nugget.

"Snakes."  Which was told to me by another wise one.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 10:15:15 AM »
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Degrees of psychoness....degrees
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 10:16:51 AM »
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Degrees of psychoness....degrees

Well, a Class-1 psycho and a Class-99 psycho are both fucking psycho.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 10:54:44 AM »
Yall been stereotyping me?

I'm a Class AAAA profiler.

I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".

You are never alone in that regard on this message board.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2009, 10:54:51 AM »
Well, a Class-1 psycho and a Class-99 psycho are both fucking psycho.

True. But their hotness determines the degree of acceptance we have for said psychoness.

That couple with the fact that we know we are moving to another state very soon.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2009, 12:47:53 PM »
When someone calls him a mother fucker, how should he respond?
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2009, 01:02:17 PM »
When someone calls him a mother fucker, how should he respond?

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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2009, 01:36:30 PM »
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...
Well, they outlawed beating a few years back, so...
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2009, 05:47:26 PM »
Sad thing is this chick probably hasn't given her husband any in several weeks.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2009, 06:21:08 PM »
"Snakes."  Which was told to me by another wise one.

We must have talked to the same wise one.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2009, 09:16:22 AM »
I'd do her. 

That is all.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2009, 10:54:57 AM »
Every woman is crazy, except for your mama.......wait.....
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