Tennessee Annihilation Week

RWS · « **on:** September 15, 2009, 01:03:50 PM »

I cannot believe that we haven't seen any farks or anything with the impending destruction of Tennessee at the hands of Florida this weekend. Other than the Alabama game, this one is on my "To See" list. UF will hang at least 40 on them. I would say 60, but UT has a decent defense.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:04:52 PM »

I will be there to witness said thrashing and I say 48-10.

RWS · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 01:04:52 PM

I will be there to witness said thrashing and I say 48-10.

I would say you're pretty damn close. Honestly, I could see UF shutting them out. If Crompton choked against UCLA's defense, there is no way he moves the ball against Florida. Maybe Kiffin was hanging his hat on dear old dad's defense to carry him through the season, I don't know. But last year AU gave a great example of what can happen when you have a very good defense, but can't move the ball on offense.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:28:25 PM »

My thoughts initially are that it will be a good bit closer than people think. Keep in mind that thrashing 1AA Charleston Southern and a Troy team that got bitch slapped by Bowling Green in week one does not make the Gayters a machine. However, I heard this morning that QB Jonathan Crompton was like 50% with 3 bad, bad interceptions against U.C.L.A. When I heard that, I thought that..more than anything else, doesn't bode well for the Viles. Florida is speed, speed, speed. But, they can be had.

I'm going 38-17 UF with a sluggish performance.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »

Quote from: RWS on September 15, 2009, 01:08:18 PM

I would say you're pretty damn close. Honestly, I could see UF shutting them out. If Crompton choked against UCLA's defense, there is no way he moves the ball against Florida. Maybe Kiffin was hanging his hat on dear old dad's defense to carry him through the season, I don't know. But last year AU gave a great example of what can happen when you have a very good defense, but can't move the ball on offense.

The quote I heard this morning on JOX was the funniest I think it was Del Greco that said it would be like 41-2 with the Gators taking a safety (on purpose) so that they can say they scored all the points.

RWS · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:22:51 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 02:18:55 PM

The quote I heard this morning on JOX was the funniest I think it was Del Greco that said it would be like 41-2 with the Gators taking a safety (on purpose) so that they can say they scored all the points.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:30:46 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 02:18:55 PM

The quote I heard this morning on JOX was the funniest I think it was Del Greco that said it would be like 41-2 with the Gators taking a safety (on purpose) so that they can say they scored all the points.

Are you in the ham cumdumpster?

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 15, 2009, 02:30:46 PM

Are you in the ham cumdumpster?

internet radio beeyotch...I told you iPhone is a wonderful thing!

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:44:42 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 02:43:44 PM

internet radio beeyotch...I told you iPhone is a wonderful thing!

ghey. The fact you are wasting bandwidth for that fucking show.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:45:25 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 15, 2009, 02:30:46 PM

Are you in the ham cumdumpster?

You think I wouldnt make plans if I was up there...your ghey.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2009, 02:45:25 PM

You think I wouldnt make plans if I was up there...your ghey.

Maybe Taylor had your feet cornered up.

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 15, 2009, 02:46:48 PM

Maybe Taylor had your feet cornered up.

touche

jadennis · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2009, 03:11:54 PM »

I'm not sure if Florida scores 35 or 55, but I'm pretty sure Tennessee won't score more than 10 offensive points (could get lucky on a kick or punt return or fumble recovery, etc).

Crompton didn't just have a bad day. He is bad. Everyday. Heck, even against Western Kentucky he threw 2 picks. And if you watched the UCLA game, he didn't just "miss" on 13 of 26 passes...I mean they were 6 feet over the head, into the ground 10 feet in front of the receiver, etc, just bad, bad, bad.

For the whole year last year he was about 50% completion with 4 TDs and 5 picks.

The only way they get anything going against Florida is if they can somehow run the ball successfully and ask Crompton to simply not hand the ball off to Brandon Spikes as he's blitzing up the middle. If they can do that and manage some sort victory in the field position battle, giving themselves short fields, then they may put up a few points (14 to 24 maybe?).

I say it's a replay of the Florida / Georgia revenge game from last year (see 49-10 score).

boartitz · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2009, 04:19:54 PM »

http://www.cbssports.com/columns/story/12211283

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:10:36 PM »

I'm not sure I could handle listening to the Total Tebow Slobknob that'll occur that day, but I DO hope that Flordia fucking embaresses the shit out of TN.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:53:31 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on September 15, 2009, 05:10:36 PM

I'm not sure I could handle listening to the Total Tebow Slobknob that'll occur that day, but I DO hope that Flordia fucking embaresses the shit out of TN.

I'll bet Vern went out and bought new knee pads just for the occasion... I am thinking mute button...

Or maybe you could make some kind of drinking game over how many times Tim Tebow's name is used in a sentence that is not a play by play call... bonus drinks if his last name is used as a verb or adjective...

Glenn and I counted during the Auburn game, and Tebow's name was used during the broadcast APROPOS of NOTHING on six separate occasions. Meaning six references exclusive of game promos, score updates, etc.

Ridiculous.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:56:11 PM »

After watching the UCLA game, I'm not confident that UT can score 10 points. I think UF blows them the fuck out.

Yes, the Tebow Slobknob festival that will take place is going to be intolerable.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2009, 06:01:53 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2009, 05:53:31 PM

Glenn and I counted during the Auburn game, and Tebow's name was used during the broadcast APROPOS of NOTHING on six separate occasions. Meaning six references exclusive of game promos, score updates, etc.

Ridiculous.

Had we been throwing back some of grandpa's cough medicine this past Saturday night, we would have been feelin' alright!

Grandpa liked his cough medicine, took it by the glass. Said shots were for faggorts.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:44:34 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2009, 05:53:31 PM

I'll bet Vern went out and bought new knee pads just for the occasion... I am thinking mute button...

Or maybe you could make some kind of drinking game over how many times Tim Tebow's name is used in a sentence that is not a play by play call... bonus drinks if his last name is used as a verb or adjective...

Glenn and I counted during the Auburn game, and Tebow's name was used during the broadcast APROPOS of NOTHING on six separate occasions. Meaning six references exclusive of game promos, score updates, etc.

Ridiculous.

You could do that with Non-Alcoholic drinks and still get absolutely plastered.

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2009, 09:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2009, 05:53:31 PM

Glenn and I counted during the Auburn game...

Glenn Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good. Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

Glenn you motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?