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If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« on: September 02, 2009, 03:21:21 PM »
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Pantless man accused of harassing neighbor's horse
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Tue Sep 1, 9:05 pm ET

FINLEY, Wash. – A man who apparently wasn't wearing pants has been accused of harassing a neighbor's horse. The Tri-City Herald reported the horse's owner spotted a bald man without any pants chasing the horse about 3:30 a.m. Friday in a corral. Benton County sheriff's deputies identified a 26-year-old man, who lives next door, as the suspect and he was jailed for investigation of trespassing.

Deputies also were called to the home Thursday evening when the owner saw the same bald man scaring the horse enough to break through an electrical and barb-wire fence. He was wearing a black T-shirt and blue shorts at the time.

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Information from: Tri-City Herald, http://www.tri-cityherald.com
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 03:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 02, 2009, 03:21:21 PM
Information from: Tri-City Herald, http://www.tri-cityherald.com
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 03:38:59 PM »
I wasn't really chasing the horse and why it got scared, I don't know. 
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 03:42:34 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 02, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I wasn't really chasing the horse and why it got scared, I don't know. 
You were pant-less and it was intimidated...
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 03:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 02, 2009, 03:42:34 PM
You were pant-less and it was intimidated...


Yeah, but I wasn't really going to do anything with it.
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 04:06:32 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 02, 2009, 03:57:16 PM

Yeah, but I wasn't really going to do anything with it.
Apparently the horse is afraid of thimbles?
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 04:12:44 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 02, 2009, 04:06:32 PM
Apparently the horse is afraid of thimbles?

Well, it was dark and that is a shiney object.
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2009, 09:33:21 AM »
He runs pretty fast for a man carrying a foot stool.
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Re: If I didn't know better I would ask Howard how his trip to Washington was...
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 09:55:21 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 03, 2009, 09:33:21 AM
He runs pretty fast for a man carrying a foot stool.

Those little 3-step ladders from Lowes are pretty light.
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