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Alabama Depth Chart Released

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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2009, 09:48:51 AM »
Two thoughts: 

1) There is no experience behind McElroy; and

2) The right side of the O line could be hazardous to McElroy's health.

These two things could produce a very disappointing season for bama fans.
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 01:37:34 PM »
Two thoughts: 

1) There is no experience behind McElroy; and

2) The right side of the O line could be hazardous to McElroy's health.

These two things could produce a very disappointing season for bama fans.
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2009, 02:26:24 PM »
Two thoughts:  

1) There is no experience behind McElroy; and

2) The right side of the O line could be hazardous to McElroy's health.

These two things could produce a very disappointing season for bama fans.

Two more thoughts:

1) Chis Todd is the starting quarterback

2) Auburn's depth on the offensive line is, shockingly, more woeful than the size of Harvey Birdman's penis.

These two things should help alleviate any sting from the possible disappointments of your two points.
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 02:49:31 PM »
Two more thoughts:

1) Chis Todd is the starting quarterback

2) Auburn's depth on the offensive line is, shockingly, more woeful than the size of Harvey Birdman's penis.

These two things should help alleviate any sting from the possible disappointments of your two points.

I knew Birdman was a cheating bitch.
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 02:52:11 PM »
I knew Birdman was a cheating bitch.

I should have clarified.  That's from the skreets.  I have no personally intimate details regarding the size, or lack thereof, of Birdman's penis.  Since it's from the skreets, I figured it to be 110% accurate. 
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 02:58:05 PM »
Sorry, but it's your own personal experience that enables you to say that our O-line depth is much deeper than my junk in your ass.  And Sani, you told me to get my stuff and "our" poodle Fluffems out of the apartment, so technically it wasn't cheating.
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 03:14:32 PM »
I should have clarified.  That's from the skreets.  I have no personally intimate details regarding the size, or lack thereof, of Birdman's penis. Since it's from the skreets, I figured it to be 110% accurate. 

 I'm calling bullshit on that!
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Re: Alabama Depth Chart Released
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 03:20:50 PM »
Sorry, but it's your own personal experience that enables you to say that our O-line depth is much deeper than my junk in your ass.  And Sani, you told me to get my stuff and "our" poodle Fluffems out of the apartment, so technically it wasn't cheating.

I just start fights so we can make up.
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