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Hilarous True Story

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Hilarous True Story
« on: August 26, 2009, 01:03:34 PM »
A friend of mine told me a story he heard from his sister, a Special Ed teacher.

One of her students walked up and said "Mrs. X, Jimmy just said the "S" word."

To make sure she understood, she asked "Timmy, what is the "S" word?"

And the kid replied "Motherfucker."
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Re: Hilarous True Story
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 01:04:40 PM »
That's not the "S" word?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hilarous True Story
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 01:10:12 PM »
That's not the "S" word?
Fuck... all these years.
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Re: Hilarous True Story
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 01:13:08 PM »
That's not the "S" word?

Only in its plural form.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.