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So I Won't Have Internet...

So I Won't Have Internet...
« on: August 20, 2009, 11:20:55 PM »
until August 31. 

A bit of advice - Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for satelite TV and your internet service.  They apparently need a lot of time to come install your shit. 
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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 07:50:33 AM »
until August 31. 

A bit of advice - Don't wait until the last minute to sign up for satelite TV and your internet service.  They apparently need a lot of time to come install your shit. 

Do it yourself.  There is nothing to it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 09:58:31 AM »
Do it yourself.  There is nothing to it.

That's true. BUT. My neighbor always seems to run over the cable while mowing the lawn. And it's always just as a good show starts.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 10:02:21 AM »
That's true. BUT. My neighbor always seems to run over the cable while mowing the lawn. And it's always just as a good show starts.

This confuses me.  Aren't you coming off the dish and into the cable on the side of the house. 

Does he weed eat in the air? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 10:05:38 AM »
This confuses me.  Aren't you coming off the dish and into the cable on the side of the house. 

Does he weed eat in the air? 

I think he was referencing stealing cable. 

It's good to hang on to innocence, though, Sani.
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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 10:07:03 AM »
I think he was referencing stealing cable. 

It's good to hang on to innocence, though, Sani.

That's unlawful. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 10:21:52 AM »
That's unlawful. 

OK. Fess up. Who actually paid for my cable while at AU? An open attic, a splitter, and two screw on connections is all it took.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: So I Won't Have Internet...
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 10:38:36 AM »
OK. Fess up. Who actually paid for my cable while at AU? An open attic, a splitter, and two screw on connections is all it took.



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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."