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Bullet Proof Vest?
« on: January 08, 2008, 09:45:18 AM »
Army recruit kicked out over fake boobs

A female recruit is appealing after she was kicked out of army training in Germany for having breast implants.

Alessija Dorfmann, 23, who has a D cup after the operation, said: "I am devastated - it has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure - and now my fake boobs have cost me my job.

"I could not stop crying when they told me. I wanted to work as an army medic and help save lives."

The brunette who earned the money for the boob job working as a carer in an OAP's home before joining the army has now appealed the ruling - and military chiefs have pledged to review the situation.

Army spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said: "The rule that was brought in because of the increased risk of an injury is under review.

"It was introduced more than a decade ago and it may be that it is no longer relevant in the modern army. In future we may be prepared to make exceptions."

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Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 09:48:27 AM »
Kick her out of the Army.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 11:08:34 AM »
What if she had them removed and replaced with kevlar implants. That would make her like a super soldier, huh?

Bullet Proof Breasts.
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Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 01:53:28 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on January 08, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
What if she had them removed and replaced with kevlar implants. That would make her like a super soldier, huh?

Bullet Proof Breasts.
With gun barrels for nipples
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Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 02:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on January 08, 2008, 01:53:28 PM
With gun barrels for nipples

She's a fembot!
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Re: Bullet Proof Vest?
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 03:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on January 08, 2008, 02:38:08 PM
She's a fembot!

Machine gun juggies?????  How did I miss those?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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