Easily the funniest thing I've read all night

[Birmingham]

Keep in mind that while I think Kodi Burns is a fine athlete I love that he has his own website and merchandise for sale.... well... when they can find some jerseys to sell.

http://www.kodiburns.org/kodi-burns-jersey.php

[Birmingham]

As of now, we currently do not have Kodi Burns jersey, there are not so many Kodi Burns jersey available for now. We will show you the Kodi Burns jersey when it comes out.

If your looking to buy Authentic Kodi Burns jersey try Ebay, Amazon, and even Beckett.com. Kodi Burns jersey comes in different sizes that might fit to you. Your best bet is to go to your local jersey shop, that way you can see the Kodi Burns jersey up close and look for any problems.

Oh man the hell we would get if this was a site that featured a Bama player such as Jimmy Johns selling his pitbulls. wait... what?

[AUChizad]

Oh man the hell we would get if this was a site that featured a Bama player such as Jimmy Johns selling his pitbulls. wait... what?

You must have missed the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: This site is not affiliated with, nor endorsed by Kodi Burns, nor Auburn Tigers,
nor anyone associated with Kodi Burns and we are a fan site of KodiBurns.Org

Clearly Kodi's not running this site. It's a "fan". Probably a friend, if I had to guess.

And they're not even selling these jerseys. Just telling people to look for them on ebay.

[Buzz Killington]

Oh man the hell we would get if this was a site that featured a Bama player such as Jimmy Johns selling his pitbulls. wait... what?

Is that what they're calling it these days.  Back in the day, it was just called the white horse.

[Birmingham]

I know all of this Chizad, although I do think they indeed sell jersey's "when they have them".  The direction of ebay or another source is a suggestion for the time being until they get some in.  I can't help but search further on this site, anybody know where I can get a Kodi Burns Rookie card?

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As of now, we currently do not have Kodi Burns card or even Kodi burns rookie card, there are not so many Kodi Burns card available for now. We will show you the Kodi Burns card when it comes out.  If your looking to buy Authentic Kodi Burns card try Ebay, Amazon, and even Beckett.com. Kodi Burns card comes in different sizes that might fit to you. Your best bet is to go to your local card shop, that way you can see the Kodi Burns card up close and look for any problems.
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[Buzz Killington]

I did find this interesting though...

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As of now, we currently do not have Kodi Burns g-string or even Kodi Burns thong, there are not so many Kodi Burns underwear available for now.  We will show you the Kodi Burns thong when it comes out.  If your looking to buy Authentic Kodi Burns jock strap try Ebay, Amazon and even Victoria's Secret.  Kodi Burns thong comes in different sizes that might fit you.  Your best bet is to go commando until we release the Kodi Burns thong.
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[Birmingham]

I did find this interesting though...

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As of now, we currently do not have Kodi Burns g-string or even Kodi Burns thong, there are not so many Kodi Burns underwear available for now.  We will show you the Kodi Burns thong when it comes out.  If your looking to buy Authentic Kodi Burns jock strap try Ebay, Amazon and even Victoria's Secret.  Kodi Burns thong comes in different sizes that might fit you.  Your best bet is to go commando until we release the Kodi Burns thong.
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WOW

[AUChizad]

WOW

And Bham narrowly ducks under yet another joke.