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Money-saving idea for government
« on: August 05, 2009, 11:19:35 PM »
I was talking to a guy tonight who didn't have a great deal of book education.  But that fella has some street smarts.  He offered up the most brilliant idea I have maybe ever heard when it comes to federal government. 

"Shut Washington down..." 

And you know what?  He's right.  Think about this some. 

All those Senators and Congressmen living the fuck up there.  Why?  So they can be in session or what the fuck ever.  Have they never heard of a fucking virtual office? 

It pisses me off as an Alabama citizen to have some fuck like Richard Shelby who lives in Washington more than he does here supposedly representing me.  He doesn't represent me, he represents whatever the fucking party tells him to represent. 

His damn office should be RIGHT THE FUCK here.  Permanent.  So I can go see his ass if I don't like how he's voting.  So he has to shop in the grocery store with people after he votes some stupidd ass shit. He ought to get his damn haircut by a barber here.

Votes could be done via electronic media using virtual technology.  No need for us to pay for that monkey fuck to live in a nice apartment in DC.  Hell no.  Bring all those 44500 Congressmen back here too. 

Turn the Congress place into some kind of museum and charge admission.  Let folks pay to see where non-stop ass rape occurred.  Be the first time Congress was productive.

They should all have thier offices in their district and STAY there.  Not go to Washington but once a year.  Would keep some of that backroom dealing down and make it harder for lobbyists to fuck with stuff. 

That's the first plank of the I've Had E-Fucking-Nough platform.  Bring those people back home and make them live there.  That'd fix some shit.
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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 07:40:34 AM »
I was talking to a guy tonight who didn't have a great deal of book education.  But that fella has some street smarts.  He offered up the most brilliant idea I have maybe ever heard when it comes to federal government. 

"Shut Washington down..." 

And you know what?  He's right.  Think about this some. 

All those Senators and Congressmen living the fuck up there.  Why?  So they can be in session or what the fuck ever.  Have they never heard of a fucking virtual office? 

It pisses me off as an Alabama citizen to have some fuck like Richard Shelby who lives in Washington more than he does here supposedly representing me.  He doesn't represent me, he represents whatever the fucking party tells him to represent. 

His damn office should be RIGHT THE FUCK here.  Permanent.  So I can go see his ass if I don't like how he's voting.  So he has to shop in the grocery store with people after he votes some stupidd ass shit. He ought to get his damn haircut by a barber here.

Votes could be done via electronic media using virtual technology.  No need for us to pay for that monkey fuck to live in a nice apartment in DC.  Hell no.  Bring all those 44500 Congressmen back here too. 

Turn the Congress place into some kind of museum and charge admission.  Let folks pay to see where non-stop ass rape occurred.  Be the first time Congress was productive.

They should all have thier offices in their district and STAY there.  Not go to Washington but once a year.  Would keep some of that backroom dealing down and make it harder for lobbyists to fuck with stuff. 

That's the first plank of the I've Had E-Fucking-Nough platform.  Bring those people back home and make them live there.  That'd fix some shit.

Makes perfect sense to me.  Especially about living locally.  That in essence is the real problem is that none of these jackasses have to answer for shit.  You think that might be different if they had to shop at the same grocery store?  I bet it would.

Burn this bitch down.
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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 05:01:07 PM »
I was talking to a guy tonight who didn't have a great deal of book education.  But that fella has some street smarts.  He offered up the most brilliant idea I have maybe ever heard when it comes to federal government. 

"Shut Washington down..." 

...
That'd fix some shit.

I could not agree more.  Excellent idea.

These elected officials regardless of party are so damn full of themselves that they've forgotten who the hell they represent and just who the hell they work for.  They are spending money as faster than the Treasury can print dollars and now they want to take over our Healthcare when they can't even fucking run Medicare and Medicaid right (and the fuckers will 'exempt' themselves from whatever healthcare they'll force on us anyway).  I've been reading in the past few days about these fucking Republipukes and Democrats socialists both who have been canceling the Townhall meetings in their districts because they don't want to answer to their constituents who are mad as hell and aren't going to take the ass-raping taxation anymore! 

The Tea Parties were just the beginning.

Revolution is brewing.
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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 06:01:15 PM »
Kaos:  Damn good post and yes it would be nice for them to have to stay at home where they have to see their constituents on a daily basis and look them in eye after they bend us over a barrel. 

Sani: As stated above, if they had to look us in the eye on a daily basis it would change the way they operated. They wouldn't have a choice unless they like getting threatened and bitched at on a daily basis.

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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 06:03:51 PM »
How about this for a money saving idea?

Put a border agent in every emergency room in the U.S.

Healthcare problem solved
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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »
How about this for a money saving idea?

Put a border agent in every emergency room in the U.S.

Healthcare problem solved

That would be one National Healthcare Program that I'd be more than happy to support with my tax dollars.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 06:19:17 PM »
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: Money-saving idea for government
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 10:12:28 PM »
Perfect solution if you ask me.
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