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Grasshoppa no Longa

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Grasshoppa no Longa
« on: June 04, 2009, 10:29:47 AM »
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Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series “Kung Fu” who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok. A news report said he was found hanged in his hotel room and was believed to have committed suicide.

A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He said Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.

The Web site of the Thai newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room and is believed to have committed suicide.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

In all, he appeared in more than 100 feature films with such directors as Martin Scorsese, Ingmar Bergman and Hal Ashby.

But he was best known for his role as Kwai Chang Caine, a Shaolin priest traveling the 1800s American frontier West in the TV series “Kung Fu,” which aired in 1972-75.

He reprised the role in a mid-1980s TV movie and played Caine’s grandson in the 1990s syndicated series “Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.”

He returned to the top in recent years as the title character in Quentin Tarantino’s two-part saga “Kill Bill.”
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 10:39:40 AM »
Man, that sux.  Dude played some cool roles over the years. 
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 03:44:55 PM »
Read this on another blog:

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Some thoughts on David Carradine:
How is it that celebrities hang themselves from the shower curtain rod, but when I put two towels over mine, it falls down?
Will David Carradine be buried with a pebble in his hand?
Someone in Bangkok knows the Five Pointed Palm Heart Exploding technique, apparently.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 02:30:51 PM »
Read this on another blog:


He was found dead with a rope around his neck and genitals.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 03:07:21 PM »
He was found dead with a rope around his neck and genitals.

No question that's an accident.  See, normally when you tie the rope around the neck and genitals, you're supposed to tie the knot in a way that...wait, what?
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 03:31:16 PM »
No question that's an accident.  See, normally when you tie the rope around the neck and genitals, you're supposed to tie the knot in a way that...wait, what?

He must have forgotten the safe word.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 03:33:32 PM »
He must have forgotten the safe word.

Might have been safer to just not order a "Spicy Thai Choked Chicken" from those two hookers.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »
This was one occasion when the chicken choked back.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 06:54:53 PM »
Did he jump or was he pushed? May be something sinister behind this.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 02:27:36 AM »
I heard he was run over by a car in the new Death Race 2000. 150 points.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 07:42:42 AM »
The Bangkok police are clearly overlooking the obvious suspect.  Blonde chick named Beatrix. 
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 08:10:02 AM »
This was one occasion when the chicken choked back.

Well played, sir.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 09:34:32 AM »
Ironic where he died.
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Re: Grasshoppa no Longa
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 01:12:09 AM »
I just found out about this tonight. I was watching Robot Chicken and it showed some guy hanging himself and then jerking off. My wife was like "OMG, that is what they think happened to David Carradine!". I looked it her with a "WTF are you talking about" look because I had no clue.  :blink:
« Last Edit: June 08, 2009, 01:13:51 AM by Ranger12 »
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