Bro, my attention span is fried. Ever since February, when my 11 year old son decided it was time to leave his mom's nest and come live with dear old dad, I have had to learn to be a full time, 24/7 dad all over again, something I have not had to do since he was 2. It has been a bigger adjustment then I thought it would be for Monica and I.
So, since he is with me the majority of the time now, I figure I need to try to be a better role model, which means I probably need to not hang out with you heathens as much. Plus, baseball season is in full swing, so I have been spending my time as "Coach Craig" the last few months.
I thought it may have just been my boy, but while coaching this team I have discovered that apparently most 11 and 12 year old boys are a bunch of smartasses. Many of them seem to be a little softer then I remember us being at that age. Me and the guys I coach with have concluded that it seems to have something to do with moms apparently not weening them of their tit yet.