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Things you won't hear this season.

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Things you won't hear this season.
« on: May 21, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »
What are some things that we will not hear this upcoming season?


Wow, the SEC has got to be the toughest conference.  I mean just look at the list of coaches.

Nick Saban taking responsibility for a loss.



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Re: Things you won't here this season.
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 04:20:18 PM »
HEAR.

Not once, but twice.  Fuck.
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Re: Things you won't here this season.
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 04:21:45 PM »
HEAR.

Not once, but twice.  Fuck.

FUCK ME.  I've had a long day.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 04:32:49 PM »
You won't hear this as much:

Why in the FUCK did they call that play?
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 04:36:46 PM »
Kenny the drunk snake stabler.

Come on you fucks.  Most of you are a lot funnier than I am so lets go.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 05:33:24 PM »
Lane Kiffin sure is mild mannered on the sidelines.

Urban Myer sure is gracious, both in victory and defeat...
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 05:38:59 PM »
NicK Saban stands tall on the sidelines.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 05:41:00 PM »
The #1 Auburn Tigers take the field.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 07:31:49 PM »
SPuat is going to the SEC Championship game.... :popcorn:
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 08:33:31 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaand Auburn goes into halftime with the lead.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 10:02:32 PM »
Tooouuuuuccchhhhh Dowwwwwwnnnnnn Auuuuuuuburrrrrnnnnn!!!

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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 08:36:21 AM »
Nick Saban takes full responsibility for the Tide's loss.
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2009, 09:25:18 AM »
Charlie Weiss sure does look spry on the sidelines.

Starr Jackson lines up in the QB spot.

False start...number 73...offense.

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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2009, 09:53:33 AM »
Wes Byrum from 40 for the win...YES...YES...YES..Do you believe in miracles?
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Re: Things you won't hear this season.
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2009, 09:58:24 AM »
Wes Byrum from 40 for the win...YES...YES...YES..Do you believe in miracles?

Surprisingly Urban Meyer did not call a timeout at the last second before the snap like the complete fucking asshat, douchebag, cocksucker that he is.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.