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Dumb ass of the day
« on: March 18, 2009, 10:09:19 PM »
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Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs
Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 10:11:08 PM »
She just looks fucked up.
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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 10:12:20 PM »
Damn, she belongs in the sexiest mugshots thread.  Sounds like she stays real drunk...a lot.

A beagle????
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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 10:13:51 PM »
Yeah, but I would have probably hit it after about 9 shots of scotch. I steadfastly refuse to follow a beagle, though.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 10:14:35 PM »
Damn, she belongs in the sexiest mugshots thread.  Sounds like she stays real drunk...a lot.

A beagle????

There is absolutely nothing that is sexy about that chick...nothing.  Well, except the fact that she fucked a dog...horny bitch!
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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 10:17:39 PM »
There is absolutely nothing that is sexy about that chick...nothing.  Well, except the fact that she fucked a dog...horny bitch!
She probably saw it doing this
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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2009, 04:58:15 AM »
She just looks fucked up.
Bitch loves the doggie style!
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Re: Dumb ass of the day
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2009, 11:52:15 AM »
She probably saw it doing this
That would be my guess - my dog would lick rancid poop if it had peanut butter on it.  He does not possess a discriminating palate...  and obviously Toby the beagle does not either.... blech.
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