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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2009, 07:51:40 PM »
Numero 2 :  There was a minor bit of fellating of Jay Jacobs during the 4th qtr (maybe 3rd...who's counting). 

Just to clarify, college basketball does not have quarters, they have halves.  Twenty minute first half, twenty minute halftime, twenty minute second half.  Very symmetrical.  Every other level of basketball has quarters, from rec league kindergarten to the pros. 

In my opinion, the college game has it right.

Carry on.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2009, 08:24:03 PM »
I also think the Raycom guys messed up the thing with Jay Jacobs.

Didn't Hal Baird hire Jeff Lebo when he was the acting AD? After Housel resigned but before Jacobs was hired.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2009, 08:25:36 PM »
College Gameday Review, about 20 seconds ago reviewing the AU LSU game...

"Auburn is in (the NCAA tourney)"

"Auburn should be in the NCAA Tourney."

Awesome.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2009, 08:27:10 PM »
Just to clarify, college basketball does not have quarters, they have halves.  Twenty minute first half, twenty minute halftime, twenty minute second half.  Very symmetrical.  Every other level of basketball has quarters, from rec league kindergarten to the pros. 

In my opinion, the college game has it right.

Carry on.

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2009, 08:28:27 PM »
Bob Knight, 2 seconds ago...

"I think Auburn had a really good win and a good seat move for the tournament."  (NCAA Tourney)
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2009, 08:55:19 PM »
Just to clarify, college basketball does not have quarters, they have halves.  Twenty minute first half, twenty minute halftime, twenty minute second half.  Very symmetrical.  Every other level of basketball has quarters, from rec league kindergarten to the pros. 

In my opinion, the college game has it right.

Carry on.
Why do the games last 2 hours?
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2009, 09:04:24 PM »
Why do the games last 2 hours?

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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2009, 10:39:51 PM »
Great game. Drove down and caught it in person. I was checking out this chick with the most amazing ass I've ever seen squeezed into a pair of blue jeans 2 rows down from me in section 19 when the teams left the court at halftime. When I looked up, one of the LSU players had their coach in a bear hug and was leading him away from mid court. Apparently, he ran afoul of someone off the Auburn bench. Anyone see what happened?
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2009, 11:01:03 PM »
Damnit man, pay attention to the hot ass in tight jeans. Who cares about LSU coaches and/or players?
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2009, 11:40:25 PM »
Damnit man, pay attention to the hot ass in tight jeans. Who cares about LSU coaches and/or players?
She didn't have shit on that goddess in the yeller dress at the LSU tailgate, but she was workin' dem Levis. Hell, there could have been a full scale AHSAA brawl at mid court and I wouldn't have known shit about it.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2009, 05:35:08 AM »
Damnit!  Damnit!  Damnit!

I really HATE that I didn't go to this game!

I'm late to this thread but I watched the game on Raycom...I can't tell y'all how thrilled I am about this win!  I must quote from a PM I got from Sani...'fuck the NCAA in da mouf if they don't include Auburn!'

WAR DAMN EAGLE!

I'm envious of you folk who were there!
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2009, 01:03:30 PM »
Great game. Drove down and caught it in person. I was checking out this chick with the most amazing ass I've ever seen squeezed into a pair of blue jeans 2 rows down from me in section 19 when the teams left the court at halftime. When I looked up, one of the LSU players had their coach in a bear hug and was leading him away from mid court. Apparently, he ran afoul of someone off the Auburn bench. Anyone see what happened?
I never figured out exactly what he did either, but he sure fucked the game up for his team.

That allowed us to start the second half with an 8 point lead instead of 6 and it was no looking back from there...

Can't bitch at your players for unsportsmanlike conduct resulting in a tech if he's out there doing it. What an assclown.

Anyway, that game was fucking AWESOME. Definitely one of the best I've been to at Auburn. We were sitting under the goal in section 1 about two or three rows directly behind the guys in the sombreros and the luchedore mask, which I'm sure they showed on TV at least a time or two.

We anally raped them, and then put our white boys who've never played a game in as an added slap in the face!

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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2009, 01:05:45 PM »
Oh yeah, and Bob Knight said we just "made the biggest case of all the bubble teams today to make the tournament".

Also, the talking heads were talking about Lebo as SEC coach of the year.

What a difference a month makes!
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2009, 02:57:43 PM »
The best thing about this game is that Auburn beat the shit out of LSU and we weren't really shooting well. Auburn won on defense, effort and heart. And they won solidly doing those things. If Auburn can pllay like that AND get hot from the outside like they are capable of doing, it could be a fun fun thing to watch!
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2009, 12:08:40 PM »
Just to clarify, college basketball does not have quarters, they have halves.  Twenty minute first half, twenty minute halftime, twenty minute second half.  Very symmetrical.  Every other level of basketball has quarters, from rec league kindergarten to the pros. 

In my opinion, the college game has it right.

Carry on.

Apparently I had had enough beer to make me think I was watching it in quarters.  But good point nonetheless.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2009, 12:25:04 PM »
Apparently I had had enough beer to make me think I was watching it in quarters.  But good point nonetheless.

You can divide it up any way you want to.  Don't let him strong arm you into his 2-halves way of thinking.
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