Well Applewhite is as good as gone (and yes they are saying that Satan ran him off) and I for one hate to see that. However, there is a story on dandbradio.com about MA leaving, and how he is calling recruits from bama and telling them about his new job. That's gotta hurt your pride right there.
CMA- What's up Starr?
Starr- Not much coach.
CMA- Starr, I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be coaching in Texas next year.
Starr- Really? Why?
CMA- Don't tell anyone that I told you this, but Coach Saban is a real DICK, and you wouldn't believe the facilities out here. Maybe you should schedule a visit and see for youself. I'm tellin you, this place is like a mansion compared to the trailer park that is the Capstone.
Starr- Cool, can you set it up coach?
I'm also sure that Dick Muschimpanzee did the same shit to us.