Hey Tim Brando...

[Buzz Killington]

 

I got bored with XM driving home this afternoon and decided for the first time in over 2 years to listen to Fartschlong, and tune it in just in time to hear Brando compare Auburn to Ames, Iowa...

[AUTiger1]

I heard about this, Brando like PF can kiss my ass.  Piss on both of them.

[Greaseyweasel]

Well he was right that hiring the chizpanzee has made Auburn a national laughing stock.

[Townhallsavoy]

Did you hear the guy call Brando out?  It was pretty lame on the caller's part, but Brando lost his shit.  He told the guy to "shut the hell up" and was belligerently shouting at the guy.  What a loser.  I actually kind of liked Brando until that nonsense.   

[The Prowler]

It's a laughing stock only to Dumbasses that ONLY look at the coach's record at ONE school...btw, Ames, Iowa...is a cesspool and is NO Where close to being like Auburn, as brando said it was.  There are a lot of Universities that are Very happy that they didn't look only at the coach's record at one school.
As for the hiring of Coach Chizik, I'm very happy that Auburn decided to take that chance and he was the best available HC out there at the time.  Now, Coach Chiz is putting together one Hell of a staff that is not only great coaches, nor only great recruiters, but they're also great men.  I'm fuckin' stoked about this upcoming year.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Well he was right that hiring the chizpanzee has made Auburn a national laughing stock.

Care to expand on why you STILL feel this way? 

[Kaos]

Hey Chop?  Have you ever heard of Pandora?  And her box?

[Saniflush]

I like box.

[Buzz Killington]

Hey Chop?  Have you ever heard of Pandora?  And her box?

Does she shave it?

[Jumbo]

Does she shave it?

Into a C.

[ssgaufan]

I heard that clip over and over this morning on the way in, and I am ready to go beat his ass.  Fuck that stupid looking bastard.  Yeah, I'll play something other than football with him, like bash his head off of the curve or some shit.

Oh yeah, I know for a fact that Pandora leaves a little landing strip.   

[Snaggletiger]

Got in the car at lunch and Brando was on.  Ironic that the first thing I heard out of his mouth was an open apology for his "Tone" and losing it with a caller on the Friedschlong show.  He said he wasn't changing his take but he was out of line in how he handled the caller.   

[Buzz Killington]

Got in the car at lunch and Brando was on.  Ironic that the first thing I heard out of his mouth was an open apology for his "Tone" and losing it with a caller on the Friedschlong show.  He said he wasn't changing his take but he was out of line in how he handled the caller.   

Translation:  I am still an asshat that has hated Auburn since they ran Terry Bowden off.

[Snaggletiger]

Brando is one of the few that I really want to give a shovel to the face.  It's one thing to have an opinion.  Like assholes, you know...

But this guy is such an arrogant prick, it's pathetic.  If you listen to him interview anyone, check out the obligatory:

"My next guest on the Tim Brando show is someone I've known since my days back at WBLO in Bumfuck Mississippi where I used to double as the morning show host, weather man and sportscaster, where I also called games for Southern Klansman College and got to know Harry Cary, who was a great friend of mine while I called games for the 4 letter network for 12 years and became one of the leading play by play guys in the business before the President of the United States called me to the White House to serve as his advisor on foreign affairs and massage therapist for the First Lady after which I.....blah blah blah blah

Interview time officially over!

[AUTailgatingRules]

Brando is one of the few that I really want to give a shovel to the face.  It's one thing to have an opinion.  Like assholes, you know...

But this guy is such an arrogant prick, it's pathetic.  If you listen to him interview anyone, check out the obligatory:

"My next guest on the Tim Brando show is someone I've known since my days back at WBLO in Bumfuck Mississippi where I used to double as the morning show host, weather man and sportscaster, where I also called games for Southern Klansman College and got to know Harry Cary, who was a great friend of mine while I called games for the 4 letter network for 12 years and became one of the leading play by play guys in the business before the President of the United States called me to the White House to serve as his advisor on foreign affairs and massage therapist for the First Lady after which I.....blah blah blah blah

Interview time officially over!

So was he Hillary's Or Laura's personal masseuse.  If was Hillary i can understand why he is now such a miserable human being