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What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« on: January 06, 2009, 02:58:06 PM »
With the bogus national championship game yet to be played, what have we learned so far from the 2008 bowl season? 

1. The Big 10 is overrated.  Completely.  Ohio State, Penn State, Michigan State, Northwestern and Wisconsin were all losers. Only Iowa's win over South Carolina kept it from being a total Big 10 bust. Few of the games were even close. Slow is slow.

2. The Big 12 is also overrated. Vastly overrated.  Florida will crush Oklahoma to pound this concept in, but even before the Sooners get Tebowed, the Big 12's big boys haven't set the world on fire.  Texas struggled with SEC punching bag Ohio State and looked just as slow and pedantic as the Buckeyes in the process.  Texas Tech, which scant weeks ago was touted as the best team in the country, was pummelled by middle of the SEC packer Ole Miss. Missouri skimmed past a Big 10 patsy.

3. The BCS busters deserve their due. Boise State punked Oklahoma two years back. Utah punk-slapped Alabama this season despite Antoine Caldwell's now famous "We gonna kill you" coin-toss taunt.  How'd that work out, Antoine? The next time a Utah or Boise State goes unbeaten, that team deserves the same shot an overrated Texas, Ohio State or USC would get.

4. The best conference in the country is still the SEC.  Despite it being universally accepted as a down year for the SEC and despite the absence of two traditional league powers (Auburn and Tennessee) from the bowl lineup, the SEC notched several impressive bowl victories, including the Rebel win over one-dimensional Texas Tech.  LSU demolished Georgia Tech, Georgia crushed Michigan State, Kentucky outlasted East Carolina and Vanderbilt won its first bowl game since John Smith dated Pocohontas.  Florida will nuke Oklahoma back to Howard Schnellenberger to reinforce this point.


5. The second best conference in the country is the Pac-10. USC and Oregon each exposed a pretender from one of the weaker conferences.  The Trojans dismantled Joe Pa's Big 10 Penn State while the Ducks plucked Big 12 Oklahoma State. Oregon State's Beavers got in on the act, clipping east coast foe Pitt 3-0. Pity the bowl selections didn't see fit to give us an SEC vs. Pac10 matchup so the country would have a relative comparison.

6. One player does make a difference.  LSU's defense manhandled a decent Georgia Tech team, but the Bengals got the biggest boost from quality quarterbacking. Freshman Jordan Jefferson played like a veteran. His effective play opened the LSU offense and had the Bengal Tigers looking more like the team that won the 2007 title than the team that stumbled against Arkansas. Poor quarterbacking cost LSU against both the Hogs and Alabama, games that could have been won.

7. One player does make a difference, version two. Without veteran offensive lineman and Outland Trophy winner Andre Smith, the Alabama Crimson Tide struggled offensively.  Quarterback John Wilson was harassed into making bad plays and poor decisions. Only a special teams lightning strike and a rare Ute miscue kept this game from being a three-score blowout. Alabama's offense mustered little. Granted, Smith didn't drop passes or overthrow receivers, and his presence probably wouldn't have changed the outcome, but there's little question that his abscence affected the team both physically and mentally.

8. Notre Dame can win a bowl game. The last time the Irish ended a season with a bowl win, there were only 48 states. So it's only fitting that Notre Dame broke the bowl-losing streak in one of the new states -- Hawaii.  Of course this is the same Hawaii that Georgia scored 371 points on in last year's Sugar Bowl, that coming the last time the Warriors were really good. This Hawaii was without the star quarterback lost to graduation and without the coach, June Jones, who'd led them from obscurity. This Hawaii was 7-6 coming in and qualified for their own bowl game only.  Still, though, the Irish won. I guess that makes them the consensus number one pick in the polls entering 2009.

9. You can't measure heart. When Southern Miss' DeAndre Brown went down with one of the most sickening leg breaks ever YouTubed, his Golden Eagles lost arguably the best freshman wide receiver in the country -- and at least a third of their offensive production. Instead of folding, Southern Miss kept battling and eventually prevailed over a gritty Troy State team in overtime by blocking a field goal attempt. It was one of the most entertaining of all the bowl games.

10. Once again, the bowl season only highlights the need for some form of post-season playoff.  Is Florida really the best team in the country? Will demolishing an overrated Oklahoma team prove that?  What about unbeaten Utah, a team that smacked around an Alabama squad that sat in the top spot for weeks?  Had the final vote been taken immediately after the Sugar Bowl, there's no question the Utes would have drawn a significant number of votes. But with the BCS title game coming a full week later, there won't be nearly as much residual love for Utah. Most voters will be wrapped up in the spectacle of Florida and Oklahoma and the Utes will be relegated to a nice afterthought.  Same with Texas, whose fans are crying today that they deserve a share of the title due to a regular season win over the Sooners.  What's fair?  The BCS and the current bowl structure, for all the entertaining games provided, certainly isn't.

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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2009, 03:01:56 PM »
Very nice.

Pocahontas had a nice rack.
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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2009, 03:06:10 PM »
Front page stuff Kaos
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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2009, 03:12:59 PM »
word. 

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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 03:15:23 PM »
We also learned that St Nicky still knows how to throw his players under the bus.  He still sits in all his press conferenses with his arms folded so tight under his titties that he looks like his is about to shit in his pants.
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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 03:20:10 PM »
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 03:21:48 PM »
Definitely front page, First piece of yours I finished. (sarcasm)
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 03:29:19 PM »
Good read.
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2009, 03:40:07 PM »
Anyone got the Cliff Notes I could borrow?
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2009, 03:54:30 PM »
Anyone got the Cliff Notes I could borrow?

Big 10 sucks

Big 12 sucks

Bama sucks and has no heart

Jordan Jefferson Might be a good QB for LSU

BCS busters are worthy

Notre Dame finally won a bowl

We need a playoff



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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2009, 03:56:22 PM »
Definitely front page, First piece of yours I finished. (sarcasm)

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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2009, 03:56:34 PM »
Big 10 sucks

Big 12 sucks

Bama sucks and has no heart

Jordan Jefferson Might be a good QB for LSU

BCS busters are worthy

Notre Dame finally won a bowl

We need a playoff





Got it.  Thanks!!

Wait, what was #3 again?
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2009, 04:37:10 PM »
You cut me, bitch. Cut me deep.
Hey now, I should get points for admitting I was kidding without using an emoticon.
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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 04:45:51 PM »
We also learned that St Nicky still knows how to throw his players under the bus.  He still sits in all his press conferenses with his arms folded so tight under his titties that he looks like his is about to shit in his pants.
what was that quote from CTT this past season? something along the lines of AU didn't have enough talent to run the CTF offense?
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Re: What have we learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2009, 05:02:01 PM »
Got it.  Thanks!!

Wait, what was #3 again?
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Re: What have whe Be learned from the bowls so far...
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2009, 05:11:01 PM »
what was that quote from CTT this past season? something along the lines of AU didn't have enough talent to run the CTF offense?

What was the quote from Saban about runswithscissors this past season?  Something along the lines of quit biting my nuts and start licking?
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