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Home for the Holidays

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Tiger Six

Home for the Holidays
« on: December 23, 2008, 11:28:07 AM »
Well, after a few days in Kuwait, I am back "home" in Iraq for the holidays! 

Please, none of this "Thank you for what you do" bullshit during the holidays.  Just send contraband.  (Not really.  But do it.) 

Can't get into specifics, but I will be home, having sex with all your wives and girlfriends (at least the good looking ones) by Valentine's Day.

Suck it, bitches.
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Saniflush

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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 11:28:47 AM »
address the same?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 11:30:22 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on December 23, 2008, 11:28:07 AM
Well, after a few days in Kuwait, I am back "home" in Iraq for the holidays! 

Please, none of this "Thank you for what you do" bullshit during the holidays.  Just send contraband.  (Not really.  But do it.) 

Can't get into specifics, but I will be home, having sex with all your wives and girlfriends (at least the good looking ones) by Valentine's Day.

Suck it, bitches.

Mele Kalikimaka
Is the thing to say
On a bright
Hawaiian Iraqi Christmas Day
That's the island desert greeting
That we send to you
From the land
Where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas
Will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day
And all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka
Is Hawaii Iraq's way to say
Merry Christmas to you
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Snaggletiger

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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 11:38:14 AM »
Thanks for all that you do.  Without you and those other men and women who sacri...

Wait, sorry.  Same address?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Tiger Six

Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2008, 11:45:56 AM »
Yes, address is the same.
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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 11:50:03 AM »
So I'll cancel plans with the wife on Valentine's Day so we can get together and have a beer.  Be sure to let your wife know, too.
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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2008, 12:17:17 PM »
So when is the Iraqi get together?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 02:05:43 PM »
I heard about this new br in the middle of Bum Fuck Egy...Iraq, we should check that shit out.
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Re: Home for the Holidays
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 05:47:09 PM »
Welcome - er - home, RB. I trust the sand is still in the same place. Here's hoping Valentines Day rolls around quickly and you can come back and enjoy all this nice weather we're having.
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