Thanksgiving wishes…early version

[Kaos]

When I do the butt outside, I really like to let it sweat in its own juices.  Make sure it's nice and salty too.  I love putting my mouth on the butt meat and getting that salty taste on my tongue.

I saw my neighbor using his iPhone to film me with my face buried in that salty, sweaty butt meat one day.  He said he was reporting me to the HOA. 


I guess he's a vegan or something.

[WiregrassTiger]

When I do the butt outside, I really like to let it sweat in its own juices.  Make sure it's nice and salty too.  I love putting my mouth on the butt meat and getting that salty taste on my tongue.

I saw my neighbor using his iPhone to film me with my face buried in that salty, sweaty butt meat one day.  He said he was reporting me to the HOA. 


I guess he's a veganism or something.

One time, Wes brought his little butt over to my house and wanted me to do it. I honestly was not interested in it. I think it pissed him off. We were both drinking.

[Snakebite]

I saw my neighbor using his iPhone to film me with my face buried in that salty, sweaty butt meat one day.  He said he was reporting me to the HOA. 


I guess he's a vegan or something.

I was thinking he might be gay, which is close to the same as being vegan… but gays love butts too, I thought. So vegan is probably right.

[WiregrassTiger]

I was thinking he might be gay, which is close to the same as being vegan… but gays love butts too, I thought. So vegan is probably right.

Don’t even think about coming over here to do my butt. I can tell you that right now and I mean it.

But I don’t mind it if you want to rub my meat down.