Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Couture in UFC 91 for the Heavyweight Belt

[Kaos]

Considering you are 20 years older than me, I always figured you were a pedophile.  How's your daughter these days?

I was talking in relative terms, of course.  But 20 years now is legal.  Gross, but legal. 

I want to be like our esteemed VP Nelson Rockefeller and go out in the saddle on top of a 25 year old who lays there for hours unable to move me enough to get to a phone to call 911.  I do hope I'll be able to pluck a little better than Megan Marshak, but she was probably tight in the day. 

Daughter is doing fine, thanks for asking.  She's getting a taser for Christmas.

[AWK]

I was talking in relative terms, of course.  But 20 years now is legal.  Gross, but legal. 

I want to be like our esteemed VP Nelson Rockefeller and go out in the saddle on top of a 25 year old who lays there for hours unable to move me enough to get to a phone to call 911.  I do hope I'll be able to pluck a little better than Megan Marshak, but she was probably tight in the day. 

Daughter is doing fine, thanks for asking.  She's getting a taser for Christmas.

Shit, tasers are considered foreplay now a days.

[Kaos]

Shit, tasers are considered foreplay now a days.

That's what I told her.  Hop on and go for the ride because as soon as the charge wears off and they stop spasming, they lose control, will blow it and then want to get a pizza and watch some TV.  Might as well get SOME enjoyment out of it.

[AWK]

That's what I told her.  Hop on and go for the ride because as soon as the charge wears off and they stop spasming, they lose control, will blow it and then want to get a pizza and watch some TV.  Might as well get SOME enjoyment out of it.

Amen, brotha, Amen.