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Spring Is In The Air

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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2023, 03:55:47 PM »
It’s a damn shame he and Owen P had those type athletic numbers and had almost zero coaching during their time. Other than their first year or so while learning.
You say that, but that dude could not catch a ball to save his life early on. And with all that speed, there was no separation whatsoever.

So, was it coaching, or was it just speed without the football intangibles?

But I think I might have at least taught him how to catch a punt!
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2023, 04:29:33 PM »
You say that, but that dude could not catch a ball to save his life early on. And with all that speed, there was no separation whatsoever.

So, was it coaching, or was it just speed without the football intangibles?

But I think I might have at least taught him how to catch a punt!

He could have been taught to catch something with that kind of athleticism. In 5 years. Something.
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2023, 04:30:03 PM »
You say that, but that dude could not catch a ball to save his life early on. And with all that speed, there was no separation whatsoever.

So, was it coaching, or was it just speed without the football intangibles?

But I think I might have at least taught him how to catch a punt!

Somewhere in the 4.3 range, and around 200 pounds.  I believe kick off returns might have been in his wheelhouse too.
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2023, 09:28:21 AM »
Obviously, you listen to the podcast. If you’d watch the YOUTUBE video, you’d know that all of the War Rapport guys are black.

Obviously your forget that I am black from the waist down...
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« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2023, 04:46:00 PM »
Obviously your forget that I am black from the waist down...
We have this in common.

Why cannot peoples get it through they thick skull that players can NOT be coached to catch the ball.

This has been discussed add nausea.
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2023, 04:26:39 PM »
Wanting to get myself good and learned up in anticipation of Saturday's festivities, I gave a few clicks to the slackjaws over at al.com to read practice reports.

Lawd, when I tell you came away lathered up instead, I mean to say that I was fully erect.

With the exception of a little depth issue in the secondary and not knowing who the fuck is going to sling the rock, one of which is admittedly a texas-sized big deal, this team sounds like it can make some noise pretty quickly.

I love the smell of unbridled optimism in the spring.
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2023, 04:35:13 PM »
Wanting to get myself good and learned up in anticipation of Saturday's festivities, I gave a few clicks to the slackjaws over at al.com to read practice reports.

Lawd, when I tell you came away lathered up instead, I mean to say that I was fully erect.

With the exception of a little depth issue in the secondary and not knowing who the fuck is going to sling the rock, one of which is admittedly a texas-sized big deal, this team sounds like it can make some noise pretty quickly.

I love the smell of unbridled optimism in the spring.

I can see us surprising some folks this year with a strong 8-9 win campaign.  I welcome that win total back after the last couple of years with open arms.

I'll be in Auburn Saturday, but it will be at some lame Easter Egg hunt for my kiddo.  Trying to bribe the wife to let me slip away, especially since you are wanting me to share in your little baggie of the devil's lettuce and all.
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2023, 05:46:29 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2023, 08:30:39 AM »
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Re: Spring Is In The Air
« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2023, 09:31:42 AM »
You said relevant and hokanson in same post. Lulz

Broken clocks and all that...
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