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[WiregrassTiger]

He is one of the greats, similar to Pryor. Inappropriate & offensive comedy is the best kind. “And that is what I appreciates about you.”

You are too kind. I was better before my brain was damaged by an aneurysm and then a stroke. It amazes me, quite frankly, that I’m still much funnier than any of these other motherfuckers.

Keeping in mind, it’s like being the smartest on the short bus. But it does make me feel a lot better about myself.

[Snakebite]

You are too kind. I was better before my brain was damaged by an aneurysm and then a stroke. It amazes me, quite frankly, that I’m still much funnier than any of these other motherfuckers.

Keeping in mind, it’s like being the smartest on the short bus. But it does make me feel a lot better about myself.

Hell, the damage coulda got rid of the dumb parts.  Glad you're still around.  I wouldn't wish either of those things on anyone (my pops had a stroke 5 years back). 

[Snakebite]

Wait just a damn minute.  I'm more inappropriator and offensiver, and definitely comedier than him.  He's an butthole.

Til you, I didn’t know litigators had a sense of humor. Thought it was all leather-bound books, whiskey decanters, and smoking hot mistresses/paralegals/secretaries. All of which I was going to shit on, but now I am just jealous and forgot where I was going with this post.

[WiregrassTiger]

Hell, the damage coulda got rid of the dumb parts.  Glad you're still around.  I wouldn't wish either of those things on anyone (my pops had a stroke 5 years back).

No, the dumb parts are still very much in play. Strokes are the real deal. Mine was so minor in comparison that I hate to say that I had a stroke. But it still damn near killed me.

I’d honestly rather go meet the maker than experience that ever again. There is zero hesitation in that.

Hope your dad is well.

I’m dumber than I was but it’s all relative. I am like a genius, around these window lickers.

[WiregrassTiger]

Til you, I didn’t know litigators had a sense of humor. Thought it was all leather-bound books, whiskey decanters, and smoking hot mistresses/paralegals/secretaries. All of which I was going to shit on, but now I am just jealous and forgot where I was going with this post.

I would not consider litigator as a good description. A telephone settler is probably a better title.

In other words, he calls insurance companies and asks them what it’s worth to them to stay out of court. After chasing an ambulance or finding a slip and fall victim. You honestly don’t need to know Jack shit about the law. Believe me. It’s not rocket science or he wouldn’t be doing it.
 
The only other paralegal on here specializes in gender equality, I believe. He talks a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo, here to four and what not. A bunch of koonga boonga, if you ask me.

If you really need legitimate legal representation, I’d recommend not seeking it here.

[GH2001]

I would not consider litigator as a good description. A telephone settler is probably a better title.

In other words, he calls insurance companies and asks them what it’s worth to them to stay out of court. After chasing an ambulance or finding a slip and fall victim. You honestly don’t need to know Jack shit about the law. Believe me. It’s not rocket science or he wouldn’t be doing it.
 
The only other paralegal on here specializes in gender equality, I believe. He talks a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo, here to four and what not. A bunch of koonga boonga, if you ask me.

If you really need legitimate legal representation, I’d recommend not seeking it here.

Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.

[Snakebite]

Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.

Hanging out at The Old Mill, phone at the ready.

Heard Snags told the bus boy there once after looking at him the wrong way, “You got a choice, Dishwasher. Either you get out of town, or tonight you be out on that street alone.”  He was never heard from again.

[GH2001]

Hanging out at The Old Mill, phone at the ready.

Heard Snags told the bus boy there once after looking at him the wrong way, “You got a choice, Dishwasher. Either you get out of town, or tonight you be out on that street alone.”  He was never heard from again.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time ole Snags wore a rattlesnake for a condom?

[WiregrassTiger]

Let's just get one thing straight here about ole Snags. He does NOT seek slip and fall victims - they seek him. Sure, his billboards are every other mile on the ross clark circle, and his commercials run every 7-8 mins during the People's Court and The View, but they ultimately have to make the phone call. Just remember, the minute he picks up to answer - clocks a ticking.

Let me be clear. No representation is made that the quality of the legal services to be performed is greater than the quality of legal services performed by other lawyers.

However, the sucking of cock is much, much better. You damn skippy. My man can lick a dick.

[Snaggletiger]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time ole Snags wore a rattlesnake for a condom?

I hate Mexicans.  I'm half Mexican.  I hate irony.

[wesfau2]

Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

[Buzz Killington]

Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

While we all know he will end up with Vandy rather than LSU.

[wesfau2]

While we all know he will end up with Vandy rather than LSU.

Bar Brunt approves.

[WiregrassTiger]

Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

You should write him a rappity rap song called PAB. It could be bigger than WAP.

[GH2001]

Saban out here bitching and moaning about catching (potentially) AU/LSU/TN as his permanent opponents.

What a pussy ass bitch.

oh the horror.....weve only had LSU, Bama and UGA for how many years? F him.