Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig
Seriously. Brought one of those fast bitches by the house early one Friday evening and my Mom was at the dining room table working on a jigsaw puzzle. She took one long look after the introduction and as the girl turned around she gave me one of those morose looking death stares.
Instinctively I knew exactly what it meant.
Didn't matter.
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