If You Are Old....

[GH2001]

Pot roast, mashed potatoes and carrots, pork roast, roast chicken, Hash, Meat sandwiches (or baloney or PBJ), Tuna casserole - tuna, some kind of cream sauce, maybe peas, buttered toast on the top, Hamburger and beans or hotdogs and beans, Kentucky Fried Chicken, usually burgers but sometimes steaks, lemon meringue pie or a pound cake, oatmeal, Quisp, Capn' Crunch, Rice Krispies, Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops, Raisin Bran,Sugar Smacks,  
pop tart.

What days did you drink Mylanta? You probably still have diarrhea  

[Snaggletiger]

Okay, since we're headed down memory lane, this was the noble steed that carried us on vacation and all around the greater Metro Montgomery area.  I give you, the 1968 Impala Station Wagon.  Exact same color, style, the works.



Typical vacation scenario.  Montgomery to Panama City Beach for a few days at the luxurious Fontainebleau resort. Before Chevy was ever loading up the luggage in Vacation, Dad had everything strapped down to the luggage rack up top.  They had a mattress that fit perfectly throughout the whole back, so all the seats were laid down and we three kids 10, 8 and 4, roamed around freely.  Dad and Mom were up front, furiously puffing on Salem Menthols and mixing Canadian Club and Ginger Ales.  They had their own travel kit.  Probably needed several on the way down to deal with:

He's putting his feet on me.

Stay on your side, this is my side.

I gotta' pee.  Me too.  Yeah, I do too.

She won't give me my comic back.  GIVE IT!!! 

My job was always to hold the beat up old Rand McNally map and announce each town we got to and what town was coming up next. Good times!  

[wesfau2]

You think you hate it now...but wait'll you drive it!

[Kaos]

What days did you drink Mylanta? You probably still have diarrhea 

From about age 25 to age 31.  Daily. 

[Snaggletiger]

You think you hate it now...but wait'll you drive it!

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

[Buzz Killington]

I discovered fried bologna late in life.  (Senior in high school)  Of course you had to cut out that little Pac Man slice to keep it from puffing up in the middle.  My thing was skrate up yellow mustard on white bread.  Three bites and you're right back at the frying pan with a pack of Oscar Mayer.

I've been clicking on the Like button for 30 minutes now.  White bread, yellow mustard and pink baloney.  Perfection.

[Buzz Killington]

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

I'm sure it's pretty rough

[GH2001]

I'm sure it's pretty rough

poor pooch...probably kept up with you for a mile or so.