The Noose and NASCAR

[The Six]

Next thing NASCAR will want to replace is the chains used to pull cars in tow or lift engines because chains are related to slavery.

We are far beyond 1984, Brave New World, Another Brick in the Wall territory. Rod Serling wishes he was this creative.

[Buzz Killington]

How long before we hear that the pull was yelling "MAGA Bitch!"?

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, Bubba is still calling it a "Straight up noose".  He has to.  The embarrassment for him and Nascar is probably overwhelming at this point.  But hey, they really tried to cash in on this "movement", just like everybody else, including Auburn.

[Kaos]

Yeah, Bubba is still calling it a "Straight up noose".  He has to.  The embarrassment for him and Nascar is probably overwhelming at this point.  But hey, they really tried to cash in on this "movement", just like everybody else, including Auburn.

“It doesn’t matter if we provide 100 percent facts and evidence, photo evidence, people are going to photoshop to make me look like the bad person in the end of the day. I will always have haters. I will always have the motivators to go out there and try to dethrone me from the pedestal I’m on.”

1) Proof doesn't matter.  It photoshop. 
2) Arrogant much? He's on a pedestal?  Riiiiiigggght. 
3) First he claimed he didn't see it. Then he said he did. Later he said it was hanging "over his car" but then switched back to not having seen it.  Then he said it was benign and not aimed at him, but he was still outraged.  

Fuck him.  Fuck nascar.    

This guy should be suspended from racing.  In a world where true justice existed -- instead of this sham that people claim is justice -- he would suffer for making these false accusations and then refusing to back down. 

[CCTAU]

This guy should be suspended from racing.  In a world where true justice existed -- instead of this sham that people claim is justice -- he would suffer for making these false accusations and then refusing to back down.

They can't. It would be racist to do so.

They are all doubling down.

[Kaos]

They can't. It would be racist to do so.

They are all doubling down.

Oh GAAAWWWWDDD.  Oh GAAAWWWWWDDDDDDD!!! 

I went go get a pair of shoes out of my closet today and I was surrounded by NOOSES!!  Everywhere I looked, I saw looped pieces of string. Every single pair of shoes I own have been turned into hateful symbols of oppression.  

I don't care that no one has been in my closet but me.  It doesn't matter that my shoes have been like that for years and years.  I know a straight up noose when I see one.  

Does anybody know Don Lemon's schedule?  I need to be on his show.  I can cry on air.  (Do they pay people to be on there?  Asking for a friend.)  

I tell you this, they can't break me.  Haters gonna talk about shoe laces and how that's some kind of normal thing.   The dementors gonna try to knock me off my pestilence.  I won't be deferred!!  Come at me bro.  We see you.  The true warriors out there know my indignity.  

[CCTAU]

Somebody call the FBI.

[The Six]

This dude is steering right into the swerve.



Not even hiding how much of a "work" this all is.

[Kaos]

Somebody call the FBI.

Alert the hate crimes unit.  

Flammable cross-burning liquid located in nascar bays.  

[Kaos]

This dude is steering right into the swerve.



Not even hiding how much of a "work" this all is.

Screw this jackass.  

What could the "alternatives have been?"  

All he's saying here is "man, its a good thing that wasn't real because man, if it was, and you know, it probably is all over the place because I know white folks are all sitting at home right now making nooses, but I got to be famous, and you can't criticize me now because if you do, you're racist."  

Screw nascar for freaking out like a bitch, too. 

[GH2001]

Screw this jackass. 

What could the "alternatives have been?" 

All he's saying here is "man, its a good thing that wasn't real because man, if it was, and you know, it probably is all over the place because I know white folks are all sitting at home right now making nooses, but I got to be famous, and you can't criticize me now because if you do, you're racist." 

Screw nascar for freaking out like a bitch, too.

“What the alternatives could have been...”

wow. He’s still pretending this had a chance of being real. 

[CCTAU]

Call in the FBI...again.