The Crazy Amazon

[Kaos]

Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though. 

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shit.  

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro" 
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it.  

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it."  

I don't WANT this shit.  I don't want to keep getting this shit.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it.  

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shit sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor.  

[Snaggletiger]

Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though.

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shit. 

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro"
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it. 

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it." 

I don't WANT this shit.  I don't want to keep getting this shit.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it. 

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shit sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 

My plan is working.

[Buzz Killington]

Look out for the 1,000,000 marbles next

[Saniflush]

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shit sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 

Or maybe a computer with a lot of pern on it.

[Saniflush]

Speaking of Amazon...

Any veterans that are prime members can get another year of prime for $40 less.  If you already have prime the new year will be added to your existing account with the new renew date.

https://www.military.com/discounts/amazon-veterans-day-military-discount

[CCTAU]

Look out for the 1,000,000 marbles next

Home grown tomaters...

[Godfather]

Speaking of Amazon...

Any veterans that are prime members can get another year of prime for $40 less.  If you already have prime the new year will be added to your existing account with the new renew date.

https://www.military.com/discounts/amazon-veterans-day-military-discount

Look at all the free shit you get as a veteran...lucky bastards.

[Kaos]

Look at all the free shit you get as a veteran...lucky bastards.

Kamala Harris said that was inherently unfair. And shit. Impeach that fucker. 

Bernie Sanders said he wouldn’t rest until all the people oppressed by these warriors had the same advantages. He vowed to take 70% of the veteran benefits and redistribute them to Isis.  

Elizabeth Warren announced her plan to give free amazon shopping to all. The plan would cost 341 trillion the first year.  When asked how to pay for it her face explode in a ghoulish grin exposing 986 teeth and she said “the government prints money you ninny.” 

AOC shrieked in horror, bemoaning the fact that none of her people would live to see the benefits because the sun was going to burn the earth up in six months.  â€œAs soon as this cooling is over, the weatherman said it’s going to get warm again. Like in July. It will be so hot.” 

[Buzz Killington]

My kingdom for the Like button

[chinook]

Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though.

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shit. 

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro"
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it. 

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it." 

I don't WANT this shit.  I don't want to keep getting this shit.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it. 

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shit sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 

you're in de nile.  

[Kaos]

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I didn’t know it was story hour. 

One time there was this guy who ran with scissors and fucked with goats.  His webspaghetti page is putsthingsingoats.edu and it’s about things that can be put in the rectal cavities of goat beings.  He hand rapes goats basically for the views on his page and for the personal pleasuring. If you are in Tuscaloosa his sitepage will not work. Because he has never seen this place and is not sure it exist.  If you want to see how Bama fan sow their oats please to be looking!