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Today's the Day
« on: October 14, 2008, 02:12:43 PM »
Google October 14, 2008 and tons of this shit shows up.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1109848/australian_announces_ufo_to_visit_alabama.html

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Australian Announces UFO to Visit Alabama on October 14, 2008
Blossom Goodchild Channels "Federation of Light" Aliens En Route to Alabama
By saul relative
Good people of Alabama, you are not alone. A UFO is coming for a visit. The aliens come in peace and love, so do not be afraid. They come in the name of simply demonstrating that they actually exist and in the hope of staging a good photo-op. Everyone is invited. So put on your best Sunday-go-to-meetin's. The event will take place over a 72-hour period starting October 14, 2008. Bring cameras.
Perhaps they heard about the Alabama's and the Deep South's famous hospitality.
Some things just seem to go together. Like southern and hospitality. Like peas and carrots. Like Forrest and Jenny. Like Alabama and UFOs. Heck, even Australian alien channelers with 60's lovechild names like Blossom Goodchild know that.
Blossom Goodchild Channels "Federation of Light" Aliens En Route To Alabama
Blossom Goodchild is an Australian actress who announced to the world that visitors from the "Federation of Light" would visit the Earth to once and for all still the tongues of UFO detractors by allowing themselves to be seen. According to Goodchild, a massive mothership will hover for 72 hours, demonstrating that beings other than humans exist in the universe.
Blossom Goodchild told UFO Digest that the "Federation of Light" contacted her telepathically, through ESP. The aliens told her that they would visit the Earth on October 14, 2008.
And where is this glorious event to take place? Alabama. Home of Bear Bryant, football, Forrest Gump and country music supergroup Alabama. Oh, and Helen Keller.
Actually, Goodchild isn't quite certain that the UFO will come to Alabama, she told UFO Digest. She said that the alien communication stated: "We give to you the name of Alabama." In fact, in her channeling, Goodchild said the aliens informed her they would appear in the southern hemisphere. Alabama is in the northern hemisphere. Perhaps Goodchild's channel was a bit static-y. Or she dropped the call. So she asked the aliens about this discrepancy. They told her that Alabama "used to be" in the southern hemisphere. Technically, according to tectonic plate theory and continental drift, this would be true. This bit of confusion by the aliens would seem to signal that they haven't been to Earth in quite some time.
Alabama UFO Sightings
Besides, it is not as if UFOs haven't visited Alabama in the past.
There was a UFO sighting in Decatur in May. Some people they saw a soundless object in the sky that suddenly plunged toward the ground. Some say the saw the object in the company of military helicopters. One observer, Cody Terry, told WSFA News that he saw what looked like a large pearl in an ambulance near where the object disappeared. Authorities have acknowledged that a Med-Flight helicopter was in the area and that the pilot had mentioned he had seen a meteorite.
In February 1998, a videotape of disc or ball-shaped object was shown on Fox Television in Mobile, Alabama. The UFO was videotaped in Robertsville on February 7. Two weeks later, in nearby Semmes, Alabama, two witnesses claim to have seen a rectangular-shaped UFO glowing red in the sky above their house.
WBMG in Birmingham reported in 1989 the sighting of an strange object hovering over Fiffe, Alabama, that was witnessed by several residents of the town of 1300, including local police officers.
There are dozens more.
Perhaps The Aliens Want To Visit Huntsville
But why Alabama? Nostalgia? The aliens did tell Goodchild that they knew where Alabama was. Actually, where it used to be. Today, Alabama hosts the Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, which has been instrumental in many NASA programs over the years. Perhaps they wish to visit there.
Or maybe they want to visit the U.S. Space & Rocket Center, also in Huntsville, which hosts a museum. Individual tickets for adults are $20 ($24.95 for the combo - museum and an IMAX movie). Group rates are available.
Or maybe they want to attend Space Camp, which is also in Huntsville. They've already missed all the space camps for this calendar year, but, if they're inclined to return, they can book early for next year. They could attend Adult Advanced Space Camp (which is probably optimal for a starfaring race) for $899. Or they wish to do something with the alien kids, they could book a Parent/Child Space Camp 3-Day Package for $399.
That is if they can find a bank that will negotiate an exchange rate for their currency.
It certainly looks as if Huntsville, Alabama, is the optimal place over which to hover if you're traveling light years just to prove you exist.
Needless to say, UFO watchers from around the world will be gravitating toward Alabama, just in case the aliens really do make an appearance. Many will follow events online and keep tabs on breaking news. Because, deep down, most humans want to believe that we are not alone, stuck on a whirling mudball on the edge of a vast galaxy spinning its way through a far more vast expanding universe.
Could The Alabama UFO Be Lost In Translation?
But could Blossom Goodchild, assuming that her communication is accurate, be missing something? Could the actual intergalactic message have been lost in translation?
For instance, the Alabama were a tribe of native North American that inhabited the region where the state now exists. According to Steve Hammons of UFO Digest, the word "Alabama" means "campsite" or "clearing" in the Creek (a tribe of the same region) language or "brush-clearer" or "thicket-clearers" in Choctaw (another tribe). Could the "Federation of Light" have been telling Goodchild that they're just looking for a good place to camp out for three days? Or something more ominous? Like that they are coming to make a clearing in Alabama? Or, worse, of Alabama?
Then running like Forrest Gump ("Run, human, run!") out of Alabama would not be a bad idea.
But Goodchild did say they were coming in peace and love, didn't she? Hopefully, those words mean the same thing in the "Federation of Light" as they do on Earth.
But what if they simply couldn't stand Blossom Goodchild's flower-power 60's throwback name? Perhaps it was simply a subtle suggestion that she change it. According to her, the aliens did say, "We give to you the name of Alabama."
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 02:24:11 PM »
Someone search YouTube for October 14th and post some of those videos. I can't from work.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 02:59:58 PM »
I heard Rick and Bubba talk about this a few weeks ago. Thanks for reminding me that this was supposed to happen today. I am going to keep my eyes glued to the skies for the rest of the day. I just hope that the are not lying and are coming here to conquer us. If so, I hope Will Smith can save us all.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 03:17:25 PM »
I just hope that the are not lying and are coming here to conquer us.

Well, I for one would like to welcome our new intergalactic overlords and offer my services in assisting them in subjecting you all to bondage and servitude.

No, jumbo, that last part is not what you and the neighbor's dog do on a wild Tuesday night.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 03:31:55 PM »
GUYS IT'S TRUE!!!

I went to Lorna Road today, and it was FULL of Aliens!
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 03:33:10 PM »
Well, I for one would like to welcome our new intergalactic overlords and offer my services in assisting them in subjecting you all to bondage and servitude.
You don't have to call him intergalactic overlord, I think he prefers Obama.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 03:35:49 PM »
You don't have to call him intergalactic overlord, I think he prefers Obama.

It's going to be a bitter pill for some of you to swallow come Nov. 4.

McCain's toast. 
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 03:38:43 PM »
It's going to be a bitter pill for some of you to swallow come Nov. 4.

McCain's toast. 

he sure is.


I am moving to Mexico the end of 2009 or first part of 2010.

I figure after  a year of him in office all the illegals will be here and I can go there instead.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2008, 04:19:23 PM »
Well, I for one would like to welcome our new intergalactic overlords and offer my services in assisting them in subjecting you all to bondage and servitude.

I just hope that they are benevolent masters and don't keep us all in some sort of zoo on their home planet.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 04:44:43 PM »
he sure is.


I am moving to Mexico the end of 2009 or first part of 2010.

I figure after  a year of him in office all the illegals will be here and I can go there instead.

The supermarkets shouldn't be too crowded either.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2008, 04:48:09 PM »
I just hope that they are benevolent masters and don't keep us all in some sort of zoo on their home planet.
At least you will already be primed for the anal probe, thanks to Taylor.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2008, 06:57:02 PM »
he sure is.


I am moving to Mexico the end of 2009 or first part of 2010.

I figure after  a year of him in office all the illegals will be here and I can go there instead.

I think that the same damn thing could be said of Juan McCain too when it comes to borders; not sure that I trust him on immigracion but he's agreeable on other issues (more so that the lord messiah The Obama and his beautiful  :puke:  wife, Michelle my belle).
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 11:26:26 PM »
So....Today, should we be wearing white Nike shoes and drinking Kool-aid?  Or, should we just wear our aluminum foil hats?  I'm not seeing anything outside, yet....probably because I've covered my house in aluminum foil....But, if this Galactic Federation of the Light Battleship is coming, then it probably won't matter.  So, "Na-Nu Na-Nu" to the Pleidians and "Shazbot" to all of those that don't believe.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 11:47:18 PM »
GUYS IT'S TRUE!!!

I went to Lorna Road today, and it was FULL of Aliens!

How has this comment not been given an award? 
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 11:54:55 PM »
Yes....Post of the Month, maybe of the Year Award.

Here's what is now being said of Blossom Goodchild's 11th Channeling:

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11. OK, You know how I shy away from questions, but there is this big one regarding time zones in different countries, which then puts OCT 14th on different days, if you know what I mean? Are you able to enlighten me on this at all?

Dearest Blossom. All that we choose to say to you is to let go of your fears. We WILL do as we say and before the 15th Oct has come to pass in all corners of your globe this event shall have come to fruition for all to glory in. We shall surprise many in how this all comes about. We say this to you people of earth who are in anticipation of the greatest vibration …
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2008, 09:19:03 AM »
Yes....Post of the Month, maybe of the Year Award.

Here's what is now being said of Blossom Goodchild's 11th Channeling:

Whew! For a minute there, I thought she was just crazy! I guess we have one more day to know for sure. Unless of course, they channel her again today and say we ruined it and now they don't want to come.
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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2008, 09:37:17 AM »
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now they don't want to come.

They have probably found out that they will not be in the top 1000 to anally probe Taylor.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Today's the Day
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2008, 04:20:49 PM »
We say this to you people of earth who are in anticipation of the greatest vibration …


I told my wife to expect the greatest vibration tonight.  She told me to forget it.  I guess she doesn't believe in aliens.  Or  "rabbits". 
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