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I am Batman
« on: April 22, 2019, 11:34:00 AM »
Charlize Theron says her son decided when he was three that he wanted to be a girl.  Now at age seven, this ridiculous mommy part is describing him as 'transgendered' and dressing him as a girl.  Being a parent, she says, is "celebrating children as they wish to be, rather than being a guide to direct them." 

When I was three years old I wanted to be a puppy.  I guess my parents should have chained me up outside and fed me Alpo like Prowler's parents did to him.  I also wanted to be a cowboy.  I suppose they should have sent me out to a ranch to herd cattle.  I wanted to explore space on the Starship Enterprise.  More than anything I decided at three that I was Batman.  Shame on my parents for not letting me be a billionaire and training night and day to fight criminals.  Shame on them!  My brother wanted to be a hippo.  I guess my folks should have thrown him in the pool and let him wipe turds from his ass with a stub of a tail they could have grafted onto his back.  

Charlize Theron is a fool. She's not fit to be a parent and should have her spuzz hole sewn shut.  
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: I am Batman
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2019, 12:15:05 PM »
I make all of my political decisions based off of her advice.  - I am Eve Knievel
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: I am Batman
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2019, 05:06:55 PM »
Charlize is one of many that are proud of having a single digit IQ
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Re: I am Batman
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2019, 08:08:54 AM »
And she wonders why she's single?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2019, 09:25:57 AM »
And she wonders why she's single?
Oh I’d bang her.  But I wouldn’t put a baby in there.  
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2019, 09:41:47 AM »
Oh I’d bang her.  But I wouldn’t put a baby in there. 
Didn't say I wouldn't hit it.  There is plenty of crazy that meets that standard.  
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."