Christmas Is Coming

[Snaggletiger]

For those of you with kids, this should do the trick.

[Saniflush]

Fucking A!

[Godfather]

Fucking A!

Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace. 

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.

[Saniflush]

Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace. 

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.

Oh I had heard of it. I was chiming as to the degree of awesomeness of said idea.

[AUTailgatingRules]

For those of you with kids, this should do the trick.

Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated

[Godfather]

Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated

You mean the differences in execution between a fireplace or spit roast fire?  I think either would work they are cotton it should burn it nicely.

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated

We had to hide the elf every morning and our kids would look for it.  Then they got too old, so I started messing with the elf. My favorite was I put a mirror on the table, poured out a line of baking soda on it, rolled up a dollar bill and had the elf snorting the blow.  When the fam walked in, they were less than pleased. If my daughter still had any Barbie dolls, I would have stripped one down and had her smoking a cigarette beside the elf. 

Hookers and blow for Christmas.

[Snaggletiger]

[Buzz Killington]

I remember when our elf made a special appearance to roll a tiny tree after the national championship.  Good times.

I would say you could do that for an Auburn win, but I don't know that the kids would appreciate that after the Liberty game as much.

[Snaggletiger]

[Godfather]

What is that like the Paul Finebaum Edition of Elf on the Shelf?

[The Six]

The only Christmas I want to come

[ssgaufan]

Can’t believe you wasted your condoms like that.

[chinook]

Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace. 

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.

well you do live in southern Florida.  duh.

[The Six]

well you do live in southern Florida.  duh.

You saying GF voted often in the recent election?

[GH2001]

You saying GF voted often in the recent election?

No. He’s alive. And not a Democrat so....