Hello Captain Obvious

[AUTailgatingRules]

Clay Aiken Is Gay.....DUH

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=28102

[Kaos]

Clay Aiken Is Gay.....DUH

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx/?news=331936&GT1=28102

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You're kidding.

[Snaggletiger]

Who is Clay Aiken?

[wesfau2]

Who is Clay Aiken?

He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.

[Snaggletiger]

He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.

Whoa, I heard about that dude.

[Buzz Killington]

Next you're gonna tell me Freddie Mercury was gay too...RIIIIIIIGHT

[AUChizad]

Or Lance Bass...

[Snaggletiger]

or Rob Halford of Judas Priest

[chinook]

or awk of tigers x.

[JohnDeere]

You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Rock Hudson would bitch slap all of you for this.

[Snaggletiger]

You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.

Long story. 

Or George Michael

[Jumbo]

or awk of tigers x.

[wesfau2]

You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.

Racist.

[Snaggletiger]

You one of them homo sapiens, boy?

[Tiger Wench]

This was HILARIOUS.  How much of a psycho fan must this woman have been to not answer her phone and miss work? 

Meanwhile, the Aiken fan site ClayManiacs was open for viewing. Response in a thread on the site's "ShoutBox" was generally supportive, though at least one fan was shaken by Aiken's public confession.

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

And Taylor, get it while you can...

To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm and set of Clay Aiken buttons.

[Pell City Tiger]

To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm  and set of Clay Aiken buttons.

I wonder what its viscosity is? I have this humorous vision of the Valvoline motor oil commercial where the car engine knocks and clunks then locks up.......only it's Clay Aiken coming down with a case of teh lockjaw in mid-stroke (same sounds, of course).