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Hello Satan!
« on: March 14, 2018, 12:27:36 AM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2018, 09:43:10 AM »
He's going to hell for his scientific achievements?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2018, 12:09:10 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 14, 2018, 09:43:10 AM
He's going to hell for his scientific achievements?
You really don’t know how this works?
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2018, 04:26:05 PM »
Pfffttt...smh
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2018, 05:55:17 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 14, 2018, 04:26:05 PM
Pfffttt...smh
You're going too.  You can sit across from the Hawking and go "rabble rabble rabble" and he'll definitely realize he's  in hell.  You'll know you're in hell because he'll try to use two-syllable words and you won't understand a damned thing he says.  
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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2018, 09:59:15 PM »
LOL at the "he's going to hell because he doesn't believe in the same religion as me" morons.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2018, 01:08:28 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on March 23, 2018, 09:59:15 PM
LOL at the "he's going to hell because he doesn't believe in the same religion as me" morons.
Oh, that's not why.  
You don't understand how it works.  Educate yourself. 
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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2018, 02:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on March 24, 2018, 01:08:28 AM
Oh, that's not why.  
You don't understand how it works.  Educate yourself.
I understand exactly how it works. Maybe you should mock Stephen Hawking more while trying to tell others that they're going to a place of torture and torment imagined by a man.
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Re: Hello Satan!
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2018, 09:02:41 AM »
Maybe you two will be together on the mother wheel...keep the faith..and good thoughts!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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