Florida's HC and the Shark

[The Six]

Jim McElwain Says That's Not Him Nude And Humping A Shark

Over the weekend, a photo of a grinning, completely naked man hugging a shark on a boat made the rounds. U.K.-based wildlife TV presenter Anneka Svenska was one of the more notable people who shared the photo:



The bare-assed, cherubic shark-humper looked a lot like Florida Gators football coach Jim McElwain.

A Google image search didn’t turn up any results beyond the same photo being shared on various college football forums, so Deadspin asked one source that might be in the know: The University of Florida. A spokesperson for the school’s athletics department said that McElwain, who became aware of the photo over the weekend, was not the man in it. “He’s told us it’s not him,” the spokesperson said.

[Snaggletiger]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.  Thanks for that.

[The Six]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.  Thanks for that.

Edited for your snowflakes eyes.

[Godfather]

The Shark came forward and is pregnant with his baby.

[djsimp]

I think here on the X, we will go ahead and say that is Jim McElwain.

[wesfau2]

Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one. 

[Snaggletiger]

Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

I agree with the Emerald Coast Counselor.  May as well head to Lowes, pick up some sandpaper and use it to rub one out.

[chinook]

Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

so you're saying dry humping is still in the cards? 

[wesfau2]

so you're saying dry humping is still in the cards?

Always.

[Godfather]

Raise your hand if you have ever rubbed your hand on a shark's body...

I have.

I would NOT place my uncovered junk against one.

It puts the lotion on it's skin

[Godfather]

Edited for your snowflakes eyes.

Take it easy on him, he's never seen a grown man naked.

[Snaggletiger]

Take it easy on him, he's never seen a grown man naked.

No, but I do like movies about Gladiators.

[The Prowler]

That guy looks similar to Jimmy Johns (sub sandwich business).