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wesfau2

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Coral...get to class, Coral...
« on: November 07, 2016, 10:07:03 AM »
Chandler Riggs apparently just got accepted to attend Auburn.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2016, 10:20:00 AM »
Gonna want to be in his entourage.  Cast offs will be glorious.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2016, 04:16:12 PM »
Coral, whatever you do, don't tell Maggie that the baby has Glenn's eyes.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2016, 06:50:56 PM »
Does his 5'4 stature detract from his celebrity status?
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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2016, 09:17:03 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 07, 2016, 06:50:56 PM
Does his 5'4 stature detract from his celebrity status?

It doesn't detract from Wes'.
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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2016, 09:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 07, 2016, 09:17:03 PM
It doesn't detract from Wes'.
I legitimately LOL'ed.
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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2016, 11:32:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 07, 2016, 09:17:03 PM
It doesn't detract from Wes'.
Shorty got low low low low...
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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2016, 07:27:40 AM »
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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2016, 08:27:19 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 08, 2016, 07:27:40 AM
Fuckin A.

Bullshit, fuck a B.  Its got two holes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Coral...get to class, Coral...
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2016, 08:28:07 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 08, 2016, 08:27:19 AM
Bullshit, fuck a B.  It's got two holes.

I reject your false dichotomy.

I'll fuck 'em all.  Line up 26 of 'em and lemme at 'em.
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