Crazy shit this weekend

[CCTAU]

His vagina?  Dude!

Well it's gaping so the string was more
like a 3/8 inch nylon cord!

[jmar]

Mississippi State will bow up on us at 11AM this Saturday.
This is exactly the type of State team that has embarrassed us in the past after we were cruising along after a breather.

This will be a nice wake up call (punch in the mouth) for the rest of the season and we will get to see what type of redzone strategy Gushlee has implemented beyond field goals.

[The Six]

Thoughts, comments, and other observations from the past weekend

Auburn
Without a doubt, Gus and co. would dominate the Sun Belt on a regular basis. Until we do that against a real SEC team (note, about 9 or the 14 meet that qualification) I'm going to have to hope the defense can get us through and keep it close in games. Like jmar posted, this week is a wake up call. Let's see if we answer the phone.

Alabama
The boring, no fun, cheat and beat everyone machine cruise controls through another half of the season without any media speculation or anyone questioning the arrests, mysterious transfers, or general asshole-ness of the head coach. Now they take the show on the road for two weeks and get TAMU at home. They lose one of these three and once again, it won't matter at all. I'm so sick of this team...sigh.

Big 12 Football
Sucks.

Charlie Strong is done. Oklahoma is awful. Baylor nearly choked on Iowa State.

Meeechigan
 Pffffffftttttttt. Put some more starch in those khakis.

The SEC (L)East
Kentucky, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, and Mizzou have to be the weakest set of any division in the country. Bad football doesn't even describe it. That's an insult to bad football everywhere. Florida and Georgia ain't much better. And Tennessee? Lucky horseshoe up their orange asses. They get waxed like a candle the next two weeks.

Washington and the PunkAss12
I guess they are good. They finally beat a team that had looked okay in Stanford. That conference is down too. Especially Oregon who is so fast circling the drain. Eat a dick, Ducks. Colorado leads a division. The Potffalos haven't been good since that weird minister was the coach. I shouldn't have said that. Jacobs is likely to hire that dude next.

Clemson and Louisville
Clemson rushed the field for a home conference win in October. Posers.
Louisville - fun while it lasted, huh? So long, Bobby. Go screw another intern on your motorcycle but this time, please face plant into the side of an 18 wheeler like the dude on Sons of Anarchy. Spoiler warning.

The NFL
Totally unwatchable boring cookie cutter formulaic over-officiated trash. I'm glad for Netflix on Sunday afternoons.

[jmar]

Thoughts, comments, and other observations from the past weekend

Auburn
Without a doubt, Gus and co. would dominate the Sun Belt on a regular basis. Until we do that against a real SEC team (note, about 9 or the 14 meet that qualification) I'm going to have to hope the defense can get us through and keep it close in games. Like jmar posted, this week is a wake up call. Let's see if we answer the phone.

Alabama
The boring, no fun, cheat and beat everyone machine cruise controls through another half of the season without any media speculation or anyone questioning the arrests, mysterious transfers, or general asshole-ness of the head coach. Now they take the show on the road for two weeks and get TAMU at home. They lose one of these three and once again, it won't matter at all. I'm so sick of this team...sigh.

Big 12 Football
Sucks.

Charlie Strong is done. Oklahoma is awful. Baylor nearly choked on Iowa State.

Meeechigan
 Pffffffftttttttt. Put some more starch in those khakis.

The SEC (L)East
Kentucky, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, and Mizzou have to be the weakest set of any division in the country. Bad football doesn't even describe it. That's an insult to bad football everywhere. Florida and Georgia ain't much better. And Tennessee? Lucky horseshoe up their orange asses. They get waxed like a candle the next two weeks.

Washington and the PunkAss12
I guess they are good. They finally beat a team that had looked okay in Stanford. That conference is down too. Especially Oregon who is so fast circling the drain. Eat a dick, Ducks. Colorado leads a division. The Potffalos haven't been good since that weird minister was the coach. I shouldn't have said that. Jacobs is likely to hire that dude next.

Clemson and Louisville
Clemson rushed the field for a home conference win in October. Posers.
Louisville - fun while it lasted, huh? So long, Bobby. Go screw another intern on your motorcycle but this time, please face plant into the side of an 18 wheeler like the dude on Sons of Anarchy. Spoiler warning.

The NFL
Totally unwatchable boring cookie cutter formulaic over-officiated trash. I'm glad for Netflix on Sunday afternoons.

Guess I should watch Netflix on Sunday afternoons. You ruined everything else for me.


So the NFL is like the rasslin?

[GH2001]

I like Washington and how Petersen has built them. I bet they feel like they dodged a bullet with USC taking Sark the Drunk Lark off their hands. Washington doesn't have loads of talent but look well coached. Underdogs. I like it.

[Snaggletiger]

Back in the SEC, it's about to get real for the division leaders.  Going to be interesting to see what's happened when the dust settles.  With UT, you'd better get them now or they waltz to the Georgia Dome. As is always the case, their schedule is front loaded with a cake walk to finish up.  Having beaten UGA and Florida, they can split the next two and still take the East.

Bama's next 4:

@Arky
@Tennessee
Texas A&M
LSU

Tennessee:

@Texas A&M
Bama
@USCe
Tenn. Tech
UK
Mizzou
@Vandy

Texas A&M:

UT
@Bama
@Miss. State
Ole Miss
Breather U
LSU

[The Prowler]

Back in the SEC, it's about to get real for the division leaders.  Going to be interesting to see what's happened when the dust settles.  With UT, you'd better get them now or they waltz to the Georgia Dome. As is always the case, their schedule is front loaded with a cake walk to finish up.  Having beaten UGA and Florida, they can split the next two and still take the East.

Bama's next 4:

@Arky
@Tennessee
Texas A&M
LSU

Tennessee:

@Texas A&M
Bama
@USCe
Tenn. Tech
UK
Mizzou
@Vandy

Texas A&M:

UT
@Bama
@Miss. State
Ole Miss
Breather U
LSU

Bama gets befuddled once
Tennessee gets befuddled once
aTm gets befuddled atleast twice

It's looking like a bama/UT rematch in the SEC Championship

[Snaggletiger]

Bama gets befuddled once
Tennessee gets befuddled once
aTm gets befuddled atleast twice

It's looking like a bama/UT rematch in the SEC Championship

It do.  It do.

[Kaos]

Didn't get to watch a lot of the ULM game Saturday.  Watching it now.

I don't know what game some of ya'll watched, but I saw a number of things that are huge concerns. 

The OL in the first quarter when ULM could compete depth wise was getting punked far too often. ULM had open receivers but they kept dropping balls for what could have been big gains. 

[GH2001]

Didn't get to watch a lot of the ULM game Saturday.  Watching it now.

I don't know what game some of ya'll watched, but I saw a number of things that are huge concerns. 

The OL in the first quarter when ULM could compete depth wise was getting punked far too often. ULM had open receivers but they kept dropping balls for what could have been big gains.

Honestly, there was a period in the first half where they looked to be sleep walking through it all. Actually texted that very thing to Mr Boiled Peanut himself at the time. They seemed to pull heads out of asses before the half.

[Snaggletiger]

Honestly, there was a period in the first half where they looked to be sleep walking through it all. Actually texted that very thing to Mr Boiled Peanut himself at the time. They seemed to pull heads out of asses before the half.

Kentucky punked Bama for a quarter.  ULM moved the ball on us a little and yes, I fully expected them to move it better than they did.  They dropped 2-3 passes that were easy pitch and catches.  We're not a great defense.  But we're pretty damn solid overall. I think most people said going into this season that our D should be good enough to win some games and keep us in every one we play.  That's been the case so far.

[RWS]

Fuck Bama. Hate them. Hate their fans. Hate Musberger.

Now, now......you don't really mean that.  But yes, fuck Musberger.  Hate that guy almost as much as Verne and Gary.