Last minute Christmas ideas?

[Kaos]

If any of you are looking for last minute Christmas gifts for Kaos? 

For just $50,000 Gene Simmons will come to my house and hang out with me and up to 25 total people for two hours.  He'll play some music (requests) chat with my guests, give us all a free t-shirt, give me a copy of his "safe" called The Vault which is filled with unreleased songs and demo tracks as well as a Gene coin, some action figures and some personally selected memorabilia.  Videos, autographs, photos, etc.

http://www.genesimmonsvault.com/?p=home

Seems like a small price to pay.  Ya'll need to get on this today. 

[WiregrassTiger]

If you do get it, I'm busy that night. Just in case. But thanks.

[Godfather]

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Gus Malzahn, our coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Old Country Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[WiregrassTiger]

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one.

I'd like Gus Malzahn, our coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Old Country Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Is there not a time limit between Buzz using this quote and then you, that is required? Are you just flaunting your prowess?

I'll bet Buzz is pissed.

[Godfather]

Is there not a time limit between Buzz using this quote and then you, that is required? Are you just flaunting your prowess?

I'll bet Buzz is pissed.

Well in my defense I had not yet read Buzz's post however, let it be known that I used Gus's actual address and the quote fit perfectly into this thread.

You be the judge.

[WiregrassTiger]

Well in my defense I had not yet read Buzz's post however, let it be known that I used Gus's actual address and the quote fit perfectly into this thread.

You be the judge.

Dang! Not only is there a power play but a very subtle mention of how this is a better post!

Let me interpret for those of you not paying attention. He's saying Buzz's post sucked so he made one that is much better.

I'm just relaying the message, not judging.

[WiregrassTiger]

All kidding aside though, most of us rarely read Buzz's stuff.

[GH2001]

Well in my defense I had not yet read Buzz's post however, let it be known that I used Gus's actual address and the quote fit perfectly into this thread.

You be the judge.

I can take y'all right to his driveway if you want.