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FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« on: March 07, 2016, 09:27:46 AM »
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Former Auburn running back Onterio McCalebb has signed with the Ottawa RedBlacks of the Canadian Football League.

"He's a guy who we've had an eye on," RedBlacks general manager Marcel Desjardins told the Ottawa Citizen. "He's a guy with speed. He was at one of our workouts recently. He's a kickoff returner -- very explosive. We'll put him in the mix and see how it goes. We'll bring him into mini-camp. If we're looking for a guy who can return kicks and play in certain packages on offense, he could be that guy."


*FAH = Fast As Hell
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2016, 10:06:00 AM »
Does not know the format.

Around here, Onterrio was the benchmark for SYPF.

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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2016, 10:53:48 AM »
Does not know the format.

Around here, Onterrio was the benchmark for SYPF.

FAH comes from my time with Jay G. Tate. I will never forget all the times he cussed me out.
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2016, 02:34:18 AM »
FAH comes from my time with Jay G. Tate. I will never forget all the times he cussed me out.

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Shitty effort at name dropping. 

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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2016, 09:08:08 AM »
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Shitty effort at name dropping.
I once met the guy that played Joe the policeman, from the What's Going Down Episode of "That's my Momma"
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2016, 09:12:28 AM »
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shootty effort at name dropping.

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shitty attempt at smack posting.

You are losing your touch in your old age.
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2016, 09:35:02 AM »
I once met the guy that played Joe the policeman, from the What's Going Down Episode of "That's my Momma"

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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2016, 09:38:29 AM »
He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2016, 09:55:58 AM »
Girl you look so fine I'd putchu on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2016, 10:03:39 AM »
I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. one time.
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2016, 10:12:40 AM »
I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. one time.

Aww you ain't never met no Martin Luther the King.
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2016, 12:15:27 PM »
I knew a surgeon by the name of Dr. Martin, who happened to be Lutheran. He was not involved with any kings though, so my claim to fame is pretty much non-existent.

Dr. Martin had a great sense of humor, though. He kept his patients in stitches.
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2016, 01:26:32 PM »
I knew a surgeon by the name of Dr. Martin, who happened to be Lutheran. He was not involved with any kings though, so my claim to fame is pretty much non-existent.

Dr. Martin had a great sense of humor, though. He kept his patients in stitches.

He'll be here all week, folks.  Don't forget to tip your wait staff and try the veal.
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2016, 06:17:40 PM »
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2016, 10:36:08 AM »
Onterrio McCalebb makes a mad dash for the sideline.


He's gonna need to get in better shape, sideline are further away in Canadian football.
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2016, 06:18:58 PM »
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shitty attempt at smack posting.

You are losing your touch in your old age.
That's not very sensible
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Re: FAH* signs with CFL's Ottawa RedBlacks
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2016, 07:54:58 AM »

He's gonna need to get in better shape, sideline are further away in Canadian football.
He'll fall down before reaching the sidelines.
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