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Happy New Year
« on: December 31, 2015, 03:53:17 PM »
To all you miscreants.  Got a 5 lb. beef tenderloin marinating since 7:00 this morning that will go over the coals in a few short hours.  If the rain will slack off for the first time in about 2 months, we plan on blowing shit up with a box of fireworks.  We have a bottle of champagne ready to pop at midnight but it will probably not be touched as is usually the case. Number one, because I hate champagne. But more importantly, I'm usually snoring my head off by 10:30.  Playoff football on the tube.  I'll be pulling for Sparty but won't be too upset if the mouth-breathers win because I have 37 confidence points on them in the BFTC.

Above all, be safe.  Stay off the roads as much as possible but fork out the $$$ for a cab if you are away from home and partaking of the bubbly.  Peace out X'rs.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2015, 03:58:38 PM »
Boring night here in Dallas too. Got a couple of lobsters and some scallops. Gonna steam the Lobsters and slow pan fry the scallops with some fresh crab mixed in. We do have a bottle of drink in the fridge. We have found we like sweeter champagne. Not sure what is going to be watched on the tube. Gonna try and stay awake till midnight, might have to go by eastern time zone to make it. Golf tomorrow and Saturday.   
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2015, 07:46:03 PM »
Just doing burgers and sipping Anchor Steam.
Happy New Year to all!
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2015, 09:02:03 PM »
Watched Clipsun/Choklahoma at teh Outback Steakhouse earlier this evening. Now at teh crib with a brewskis watching Bama's D Skullfuck Sparty's QB every other play....
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2015, 09:08:40 PM »
Shooting tequila.  16 shots by midnight.  Six in.  Feel good. 
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2016, 12:24:36 AM »
Happy New Year to you all!  Hope 2016 goes our way.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 11:14:55 AM »
Merry Christmas!
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Snaggletiger

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2016, 11:21:45 AM »
Merry Christmas!

The Eastern to Pacific time change is a bitch.
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CCTAU

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2016, 11:47:33 AM »
Happy new year to all.

May your booty be big!

And your bills small!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2016, 12:13:55 PM »
Happy new year to all.

May your booty be big!

And your bills small!

My booty is definitely big.  That's why I made a few NY Resolutions.
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2016, 03:12:26 PM »
Happy New Year! Hope you guys will consider cutting back on the drugs, booze and losing a pound or 65.
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 11:24:37 AM »
Happy New Year! Hope you guys will consider cutting back on the drugs, booze and losing a pound or 65.

i hope your resolution was to read more post less. 
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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 02:37:15 PM »
Happy New Year folks!!
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: Happy New Year
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2016, 01:40:29 PM »
i hope your resolution was to read more post less.
The way you use all little letters is really super gay but it's appropriate for you.
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