Offensive Tweaks

[Tiger Six]

Since, this thread has been completely hijacked. I'm forwarding you an email in which the Chief of the Corp of Engineers refers to concrete as cement while commenting on the work done on the levees in New Orleans.

I'll not respond.  It is folly to point out the ignorance of people who outrank me by several pay grades.

[Ogre]

That's not a paver.  That is a steel wheeled roller, prossibly vibratory in nature.  A paver is the machine that you see with a big bin in which the asphalt is dumped and then is laid at a uniform rate to create what is normally called "paving" or "asphalt paving" or "blacktop" or a myriad of other names. 

The equipment that is represented here is the device that is then driven over the asphalt in order to one, compact it and two, smooth and seal it. 

Yes, I am a geek when it comes to things like this.  I develop a facial tic when people refer to "concrete" as "cement".  Nothing personal.  Many people call things like this by incorrect names.  I just consider it part of my service to help educate.

It'd be like someone calling a piece of steel an "I" beam, when it reality, it is a "W" (for wide flange) shape.     

I used to beat up people like you. 

[Tiger Six]

I used to beat up people like you. 

You've met me.  Still want to give it a go?

[Snaggletiger]

He'll run over your ass like a ginger road paver

[Ogre]

You've met me.  Still want to give it a go?

I'll reserve judgement until I can see how much better shape you are in after your tour. 

If I have to, I'll break out the baseball bat.  Or go with the old staple - a broken beer bottle. 

[Saniflush]

"Damn! Grandma was a racist!"

[wesfau2]

"Damn! Grandma was a racist!"

It's cool, I'm taking it back.

[Jumbo]

I'll reserve judgement until I can see how much better shape you are in after your tour. 

If I have to, I'll break out the baseball bat.  Or go with the old staple - a broken beer bottle. 

Ogre gets a little wild, when he's been on the brown water.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

It'd be like someone calling a piece of steel an "I" beam, when it reality, it is a "W" (for wide flange) shape.     

...or an "H" beam.

[Snaggletiger]

Bourbon or Fo20's?

[The Prowler]

Ogre gets a little wild, when he's been on the brown water.

OH Damn, the $abbanaid must've gotten to him.  Quick, someone call Bro. Chette so that he can get the Devil out of him.....please do it quick before it's to late.

[stewiegriffin]

Sounds more like panic to me

CTF sounds like Panic? Is he touring? stupid bammer