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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2014, 11:59:19 AM »
I found your drinking hat:




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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2014, 12:15:48 PM »
Well. Ina ll seriousness, a beer is a beer.

At AU, I used to hang out with the brothers in my complex and drank they Colt 45.

Then they told me to start bringing my own beer.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2014, 02:12:55 PM »
I found your drinking hat:


Now dat shit is funny.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2014, 10:17:11 AM »
Found someone for you to celebrate your birthday with.

http://www.co.washington.ar.us/sheriff/resource/Detainee.asp?bn=4155255
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2014, 12:34:23 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2015, 09:38:58 AM »
Belated Happy Birthday.  Hope you get to play a lot of golf and drink a couple of too many beers.
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