al.com today

[Kaos]

I guess this is what passes for subtle...

Daron Payne cheered for Auburn but signed with Alabama instead: Here's why
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/02/daron_payne_grew_up_cheering_f.html#incart_river
Except he doesn't explain it other than he enjoys being bellowed at by a complete fucking tool (Cochran) From Casagrande who isn't a beat reporter as much as he is a fanboy with a hardon.


Deionte Thompson, he knows that commitment means
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/02/cheers_to_alabamas_deionte_tho.html#incart_river

Keaton Anderson (who needs a fucking haircut) was a Tennessee fan, but he signed with Alabama!
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/02/florence_lb_keaton_anderson_si.html#incart_river

Alabama recruiter is number one in the nation!  (as ranked by bama blowing 247Sports)
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/02/alabama_assistant_coach_mario.html#incart_river

Alabama holds off Auburn comeback in recruiting rankings
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/02/usc_grabs_2015_scout_recruitin.html#incart_river
This shit is from Casagrande again. Not only does the accompanying article specifically NOT mention Auburn, those crimson fucks did NOT hold off anything.  They did not flip a single recruit AU was after as far as I can tell despite their be$t effort$. Fuck Casagrande.

Five star QB just hopes he can compete at Alabama
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/02/5-star_alabama_blake_barnett_2015.html#incart_river

More Casagrande handjobs.  BTW, this Blake Barnett guy is the absolute douchiest player I think I've ever seen.  I've hated a lot of Bama players in my life (and I've liked a few, too despite their colors).  But this is the first assclown I've loathed before he even took a snap.  I absolutely despise this fuckhole and hope he never plays a down of football.



Meanwhile on the Auburn side:

Auburn beatwriters discuss Byron Cowart

Gus Malzahn says Auburn won the state

Gus Malzahn goes to Waffle House

Gus Malzahn thinks Auburn's ability to keep players committed stacks up well

Five star sticks with Georgia


Can anybody seriously tell me there's no bias?  Where are the articles about lifelong Florida fans adn Georgia fans choosing Auburn?  About taking the top two recruits from Florida?  It's ridiculous.  It makes me sick. 

[The Prowler]

^This^ needs to be sent to the Never to Yield people...more bias garbage from al dot com.

[chityeah]

Why I smoke pot.... Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

[bottomfeeder]

How about we just beat the fuck out of bama at our house this year. I mean really beat shit of of them where it's noticeable on their uniforms. Honk if you sacked Brodie Croyle type ass-raping. Did I mention, I FUCKING HATE bama?

[Shug Dye]

I couldn't find anywhere else to put this...but is this news? The band played at the game. The cheerleaders cheered at the game. Maybe it's no big deal but I was drunk and mad as hell about this last night.
What the FUCK AL.com Me and my hangover hate you.

[Godfather]

I couldn't find anywhere else to put this...but is this news? The band played at the game. The cheerleaders cheered at the game. Maybe it's no big deal but I was drunk and mad as hell about this last night.
What the FUCK AL.com Me and my hangover hate you.

It probably wouldn't be as bad if you weren't on the Alabama Football page.

[WiregrassTiger]

I couldn't find anywhere else to put this...but is this news? The band played at the game. The cheerleaders cheered at the game. Maybe it's no big deal but I was drunk and mad as hell about this last night.
What the FUCK AL.com Me and my hangover hate you.

You do realize that the stories are about "The University's" cheerleaders and band, right? That's what made me dive into both stories. I really want to read more about the piccolo players though.

[Snaggletiger]

You do realize that the stories are about "The University's" cheerleaders and band, right? That's what made me dive into both stories. I really want to read more about the piccolo players though.

This one time, at band camp....

[Godfather]

This one time, at band camp....

I would have gone with....

Flute your Flute Greg.  Hup two, three, four, what the hell we fightin for Fluteman

[Shug Dye]

It probably wouldn't be as bad if you weren't on the Alabama Football page.

I realize that....it's still bullshit. All they do is atta boy pieces about Alabama no matter what the reality is.

And cheerleaders cheering is still not news.
I'm surprised there wasn't a story on water boys doling out water in true bama fashion.
Cocksuckers.

[Godfather]

I realize that....it's still bullshit. All they do is atta boy pieces about Alabama no matter what the reality is.

And cheerleaders cheering is still not news.
I'm surprised there wasn't a story on water boys doling out water in true bama fashion.
Cocksuckers.

Don't go there it will help your blood pressure.

[Kaos]

Don't go there it will help your blood pressure.

Oh really?

[AUChizad]

I realize that....it's still bullshit. All they do is atta boy pieces about Alabama no matter what the reality is.

And cheerleaders cheering is still not news.
I'm surprised there wasn't a story on water boys doling out water in true bama fashion.
Cocksuckers.

The Alabama cheerleaders being cocksuckers is news worth clicking on, however.

[Pell City Tiger]

I really want to read more about the piccolo players though.

"I didn't call the piccolo player a motherfucker. I just want to know who called this motherfucker a piccolo player!"