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I've made a discovery!
« on: August 26, 2015, 12:48:39 PM »
Amazing! 

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In human anatomy, the perineum (/pɛrəˈniːəm/;[1] Late Latin, from Greek περίνεος - perineos[2]) is a region of the body including the perineal /pɛrəˈniːəl/ body and surrounding structures. There is some variability in how the boundaries are defined.[3] According to some definitions, in females it is located between the vagina and anus and in males between the scrotum and anus. It is colloquially referred to as the taint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum  (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Muscles_of_the_male_perineum-Gray406.png)(<3)

Guys, this is breaking news.  I woke up this morning and my perineum was a buzz.   It was cool outside, especially cool for an August day.  My surface region between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx knew something was up.   The diamond-shaped area on the inferior surface of the trunk that includes the anus and, in females, the vagina, had been dormant for way too long.  

BUT NO WORRIES FRIENDS, the risk of Perineal tears can be reduced by preparing the perineum, often through massage.

Fine, let's stop beating around the bush (pun intended)... maybe aim a little lower!  The taint has been called!



So, pull up a chair.  Gets some beer ready.   Maybe a little lube.   It is on.  I wrote a love song for all of you for this glorious occasion:


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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2015, 12:59:40 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2015, 01:00:42 PM »
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2015, 01:07:10 PM »
YESSSSSS!!!
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2015, 01:08:32 PM »
SO IT IS WRITTEN....So it shall be done.

« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 01:11:16 PM by GH2001 »
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2015, 01:13:05 PM »
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2015, 01:24:44 PM »
 :bar: To your tingling perineum.
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2015, 09:27:24 PM »
Some folks call it the perineum, but I call it the bulbospongiosus muscle.
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2015, 12:08:00 AM »
I woke up this morning and my perineum was a buzz. 

You wish
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Re: I've made a discovery!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2015, 08:31:27 AM »
My taint is fresh as a fall breeze this morning! Scraped a finger nail across it and no gnat butter. WT feeling great and ready for a piece of Bobby P. :aubie:
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