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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2015, 12:29:46 PM »
Quote from: The Six on June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.

If she had been a lesbian, she was a shoe-in!
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2015, 12:49:51 PM »
Quote from: The Six on June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Although I mostly agree, I must say that it takes some courage to willingly have your dick removed. If courage is confused with meaning fucked up in the head, that is.
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2015, 12:56:07 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 02, 2015, 12:29:46 PM
If she had been a lesbian, she was a shoe-in!
Watch it with the insensitive insults, Buster. I happen to be lesbian.
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2015, 01:10:16 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 12:49:51 PM
Although I mostly agree, I must say that it takes some courage to willingly have your dick removed. If courage is confused with meaning fucked up in the head, that is.

or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.
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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2015, 01:24:16 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.

If you had to be part of the Kardashians you may want to chop yours off as well.
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« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2015, 01:25:40 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.


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« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM »
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.
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« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2015, 01:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.
Not me. I'd never get out of the shower.
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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2015, 01:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.

Are you kidding?  Most of these guys have a nice pair of moobies to pay with as it is.
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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2015, 01:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.


So he can cum on his own tits.    :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2015, 01:52:25 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 01:48:21 PM

So he can cum on his own tits.    :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
There are actually some things that cross the boundaries of decency.

I can't stop laughing though!
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« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2015, 02:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.

Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.
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Re: Older Gals...
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2015, 02:21:43 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 02, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.

I believe in Biblical marriage....unless he's really hot and has nice set of boobs.
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« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2015, 02:44:18 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 02, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.


True, no matter how times you come on your wife/girlfriend/whatever tits they cannot get pregnant. 
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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2015, 01:58:49 AM »
Quote from: The Six on June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Nature is definitely out of balance, or totally fucked up.
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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2015, 12:19:00 PM »
Quote from: The Six on June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Lauren had some great songs in the 90's.
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