Birthday Ta-Ta's

[Snaggletiger]

I've got a Dyson at home.

[Godfather]

All I know is my wife's been in Houston for a week and when she gets home tonight, I'ma put it on that ass Eric Church style.

Get together back at home, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...

[dallaswareagle]

I've got a Dyson at home.

So do I, but mine is getting kind of old.

[Godfather]

I've got a Dyson at home.

It's not cheating cause it's your dog.

[djsimp]

It's not cheating cause it's your dog.

Is it a factory defect if it has a bite to it?

[Kaos]

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.   

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.

They actually call me "yoda". Not Yoga

[dallaswareagle]

They actually call me "yoda". Not Yoga

Didn't think her standards could not get lower than me, but they just did.

[Vandy Vol]

Happy belated!  Although I'm not as excited as everyone else, because the only thing that comes in a pair and excites me is a testicle.

Don't worry, Snags...a pair of impressive pecs will at least give me a chubby, so there's still a chance.