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I now pronounce you....
« on: May 31, 2015, 07:12:07 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2015, 09:50:11 PM »
I really don't what to say about this, except that this is fitting. Driving a Royce  across the football field. Class!
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2015, 09:54:48 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 31, 2015, 09:50:11 PM
I really don't what to say about this, except that this is fitting. Driving a Royce  across the football field. Class!
The only thing that could've made it classier was big gold nugget jewelry worn outside the shirt and red leather jumpsuits for the groomsmen. But they are a classy bunch, regardless.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2015, 09:58:35 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on May 31, 2015, 09:54:48 PM
The only thing that could've made it classier was big gold nugget jewelry worn outside the shirt and red leather jumpsuits for the groomsmen. But they are a classy bunch, regardless.

Add in a houndstooth bow tie, Sweet Home Alabama playing over the sound system and on open tap of Bud Light.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2015, 10:40:16 PM »
Top ten trashiest things I've ever seen.    I do better fireworks than that. 

BTW, where was this "childhood sweetheart" when she was punching the fuck out of people over random hookups?  Where was he when she was humping her way from Gulf Shores to Orange Beach a condo at a time?  Where was he when she was passing along some unsavory juices to unsuspecting booty calls through out the 349 and 752? 

Childhood sweetheart my fucking ass.  Why is al.com trying to spin that whore shit into some kind of fairy tale?  Good grief. 
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2015, 10:30:46 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 31, 2015, 10:40:16 PM
Top ten trashiest things I've ever seen.    I do better fireworks than that. 

BTW, where was this "childhood sweetheart" when she was punching the fuck out of people over random hookups?  Where was he when she was humping her way from Gulf Shores to Orange Beach a condo at a time?  Where was he when she was passing along some unsavory juices to unsuspecting booty calls through out the 349 and 752? 

Childhood sweetheart my fucking ass.  Why is al.com trying to spin that whore shit into some kind of fairy tale?  Good grief.


Maybe thats what the "Got 13" really means?
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2015, 11:14:43 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2015, 11:24:31 AM »
That Big Allie had better watch her back.  Little Sabban has been known to choke a bitch.
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