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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2015, 06:01:00 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 12, 2015, 05:13:57 PM

We should send that into outer space, any intelligent life that would see that would think we are all dumbasses and not come down here.  :facepalm:

And that's who is going to vote for our next president.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2015, 07:17:32 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on May 12, 2015, 06:01:00 PM
And that's who is going to vote for our next president.

Probably not
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2015, 02:40:02 PM »
I have nothing to add, so I will leave you with this:



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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2015, 02:53:38 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 13, 2015, 02:40:02 PM
I have nothing to add, so I will leave you with this:



I think for my next tat, I might go with an AK-47 on my face.  I think that will give me some serious street cred around the office.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2015, 02:55:30 PM »
I'm not sure, but I think he wants you to make sure you have his money when he comes to pay you a visit.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2015, 02:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 02:53:38 PM
I think for my next tat, I might go with an AK-47 on my face.  I think that will give me some serious street cred around the office.

Janice from Accounting will drop her panties for that.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2015, 02:59:28 PM »
He has high aspirations (pun intended):

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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2015, 03:11:21 PM »
I think he may want to have the anal secks with that chick.
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2015, 03:31:56 PM »
You hear all this about today's youth, but stories like Stitches give me hope for the future.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2015, 03:39:11 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 13, 2015, 02:59:28 PM
He has high aspirations (pun intended):




Searching for that on Pandora now.  Thanks.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2015, 03:49:59 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2015, 03:39:11 PM

Searching for that on Pandora now.  Thanks.

Just let me know if you need me to translate it for you.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2015, 04:10:10 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2015, 03:49:59 PM
Just let me know if you need me to translate it for you.


Nah, I think I got this, dude wants to get a bass name miley cyrus?
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2015, 04:13:11 PM »
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2015, 04:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 04:13:11 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?

When you got Stiches money, does it even matter?
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2015, 04:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 04:13:11 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?

Because he was trying to be nice and numb her up first.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2015, 04:28:15 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 13, 2015, 04:26:52 PM
Because he was trying to be nice and numb her up first.

Does that really work?  Wait...I mean....Eeewwww...
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2015, 04:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 13, 2015, 04:13:11 PM
Why would you waste perfectly good cocaine by sticking it up her ass?


Everbody be sniffing her farts.
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