I like the Masters. It's one of the few golf tournaments I'll watch for even ten minutes on TV.
But jesus christos, the deification of Tiger Woods has already made the thing unwatchable before it started.
Oh, Tiger three putted his first hole. But he knows how to come back, this next hole is the most important of his career. Aaahh. He hit a tree. Nice recovery!!! And a five foot putt for birdie DROPS!! Tiger is BACK! He's announced to the field that the old Tiger has returned!!!!
Oh fuck.... I'm done with it.